The Sensuality Strikes Back
Ah, the pendulum of societal trends has swung again, and sensuality is back in vogue! It’s like the world has collectively decided, "Sod it, let’s just get sexy again!" (Jimmy Carr’s irreverent tone). Now, I know what you’re thinking, "But what about the apocalypse? The impending doom?" Fear not, dear reader, for it seems that in these uncertain times, we’re reverting to our baser instincts. After all, when the world outside is going to hell in a handbasket, what’s a little bit of gratuitous flesh between friends? (Rowan Atkinson’s signature eyebrow raise).
Let’s take a gander at the current state of affairs. We’ve got films like Anora, where a young stripper living in Brighton Beach is sashaying her way into our collective consciousness. And what about the podcast, Call Her Daddy, where Alex Cooper dishes out sex talk from a decidedly feminine perspective? It’s like the floodgates of frank discussion have opened, and we’re swimming in a sea of sensuality. (Ricky Gervais’s wry observations).
But, of course, no discussion of sensuality would be complete without a nod to the fashion world. The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show has returned, and with it, the requisite complicated relationship between lingerie and empowerment. And let’s not forget the reigning pop queen, Charli XCX, who’s ushering in Brat Fall with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Sabrina Carpenter, the new kid on the block, is sporting crystal-beaded bodysuits and selling out shows like they’re going out of style (Lee Evans’s cheeky grin).
Now, some might say that all this prurient interest is merely a distraction from the more pressing issues at hand – like the politicking and the whatnot. But I say, "Poppycock!" (Atkinson’s indignation). In these trying times, we need a little bit of levity, a pinch of humor, and a dash of sensuality to take our minds off the impending doom. And what better way to do that than with a cheeky wink and a strategically placed cut-out? (Gervais’s chuckle).
Of course, not everyone is going to be thrilled with this sudden explosion of sensuality. Some will cry, "TMI!" Others will lament the coarsening of our culture. But we’re all grown-ups here (aren’t we?); we can handle a little bit of spicy language and some iPhone pictures of body parts. After all, as Sabrina Carpenter so eloquently puts it, "Come right on me / I mean camaraderie." (Jimmy Carr’s sarcastic tone).
So, there you have it, folks – sensuality is back, and it’s not going anywhere anytime soon. As someone who’s spent years studying the craft of getting dressed while simultaneously ogling others, I say, "Bring it on!" It’s time to shed those Mark Zuckerberg-approved athleisure wear ensembles and slip into something a bit more… revealing. Your inner polyester-suit-and-bright-pink-sunglasses-wearing exile will thank you (Evans’s mischievous chuckle).
Now, go forth, dear reader, and indulge in some of that sweet, sweet sensuality!
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The film that has been generating significant buzz in recent weeks is Anora, a poignant portrayal of a young stripper navigating the complexities of life in Brighton Beach, a Russian-speaking neighborhood in Brooklyn. Interestingly, the podcast that dedicated the most time to discussing presidential candidate Kamala Harris, who ultimately lost to Donald Trump in the presidential election, is Call Her Daddy, hosted by the outspoken Alex Cooper, who is known for her candid discussions about sex from a female perspective.
In other news, Charli XCX has officially ushered in the era of Brat Fall, following the conclusion of Brat Summer, by donning the quintessential morning-after uniform: messy hair, smudged makeup, tiny shorts, and torn tops. Meanwhile, pop sensation Sabrina Carpenter is currently on tour, wearing a towel covering a stunning crystal-beaded Victoria’s Secret corset bodysuit. Notably, Victoria’s Secret has also brought back its infamous fashion show, complete with wings and lingerie, for the first time in five years.
It’s worth noting that sensuality has never truly gone out of style, but it seems particularly in vogue at the moment. However, this renewed focus on sensuality is somewhat paradoxical, given that we are living in decidedly unsexy times, with the results of the presidential elections in the United States of America putting reproductive rights in jeopardy.
So, why are we suddenly talking about a turn towards sensuality?
One possible explanation is that sexy vibes are being used as a way to counteract the apocalyptic vibrations that seem to be permeating every aspect of our lives. At the latest fashion week, models took to the runway wearing one-legged pants, cut-outs everywhere, sheer tulle dresses, belted tops, and extravagant tutus that showcased plenty of bare skin.
It’s almost as if we’re experiencing a sense of déjà vu, with the current fashion landscape eerily reminiscent of 2016, when there was a sense of impending doom or looming dystopia. Not surprisingly, it was also the year of “We Should All Be Feminists” T-shirts and themed fashion shows inspired by The Handmaid’s Tale. From fashion to music to the screen, it seems that the current modus operandi is to dress and act for the unprecedented times we would like to be living in, rather than the ones we’re actually experiencing.
In today’s digital age, we’re all extremely interconnected at all times, with an excess of sharing that has made showing a little extra skin seem almost mundane. Every day, people bare their souls in front of millions of strangers, sharing intimate details about themselves. We’re all already so vulnerable that the intimacy of a peeking belly or thigh no longer seems provocative.
And so, yes, there has definitely been a turning point in this sense. There’s a palpable desire for greater sensuality, the harmless, playful, and fun kind. This doesn’t mean that the Victoria’s Secret fashion show generates the same amazement today as it once did, or that Hervé Léger bandeau dresses are about to disappear from the shelves. However, there’s a lightness and fun that perhaps we could all appreciate, something that might even unite us in piquant laughter. As Sabrina Carpenter so aptly puts it: “Come right on me / I mean camaraderie.”
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