Election Fever in Dublin Central: The Usual Suspects and a Not-So-Surprising Newbie
"Ah, the Irish general election, where the only thing more predictable than the outcome is the sight of a Fianna Fáil politician promising not to mess it up this time. (Spoiler alert: they probably will.)"
In Dublin Central, the big cheeses are out in force, with Mary Lou McDonald and Paschal Donohoe looking like they’re already polishing their Dáil seats. But amidst all the same old faces, one chap has thrown his hat into the ring, leaving us all wondering if he’s having a laugh or just having a laugh at our expense. Enter: Gerard ‘The Monk’ Hutch, Ireland’s very own ‘retired’ gangland figure turned politician. Because, why not, right?
A Genuine Bid? Or Just a Bit of Craic?
When asked about his, ahem, "career change," Hutch insisted his general election bid is the real deal. "There’s no sense in running if you’re not going to be genuine and truthful." Yeah, because that’s exactly what the people of Dublin Central are looking for in a politician – a bit of authenticity, a dash of sincerity, and a pinch of ‘I’m not just doing this for the free murders.’
Clare Daly: The Outsider’s Chance
But don’t count out Clare Daly just yet. The independent candidate is pinning her hopes on a growing mood that Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil have, quite frankly, had their day. "It would be great to think there’s a possibility of an alternative government outside of that," she said, with a glint in her eye that suggests she’s not just talking about the core group of fervent supporters at her campaign event.
Tony Gregory’s Legacy Lives On
Speaking of which, Daly was endorsed by the inimitable Bernadette Devlin McAliskey and Maureen O’Sullivan, who fondly recalled working with the late Tony Gregory – that fiery, eloquent, and appropriately stubborn champion of justice, equality, and giving politicians a good tongue-lashing. If there’s one thing Dublin Central doesn’t need, it’s another career politician; what it does need is someone with a bit of fire in their belly and a willingness to take on the establishment. Can Clare Daly deliver that? Maybe. Probably. Hopefully.
Economic Instability and Homelessness: The Real Issues
But amidst all the shenanigans, let’s not forget the real topics at play here. Paschal Donohoe warned that the general election matters "economically like no other in my lifetime," and Mary Lou McDonald senses a momentum building behind Sinn Féin. Meanwhile, Gerard Hutch – in a bizarre moment of actual sincerity – said homelessness and affordable housing will be his top priorities if elected. Because, as we all know, gangland figures are renowned for their expertise in social housing.
As we head to the polls on Friday, one thing’s for certain – Dublin Central is in for a wild ride. And who knows, maybe, just maybe, we’ll see some genuine change. Or maybe we’ll just get more of the same, with a bit of added Monk Hutch magic. Either way, hold on to your hats, folks!
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Mary Lou McDonald and Paschal Donohoe are poised for comfortable re-election to the Dáil in Dublin Central, according to Independent candidate Clare Daly. However, Daly believes her own chances of returning to the Dáil remain wide open, following a strong campaign event in the Clonliffe House pub, Ballybough.
Addressing a packed room, Daly criticized the outgoing Opposition for lacking substance, suggesting they had not offered a robust enough challenge to the government. “It’s been too quiet, too sedate, and we need something a lot more substantial than what we’ve had,” she declared.
When questioned about Gerard Hutch’s candidacy in the same constituency, Daly emphasized that everyone has the right to run and that the people will ultimately decide who fills the four seats. “Obviously, I hope they give one of them to me,” she said with a smile. “I don’t think you have to be an astute political analyst to say that Mary Lou and Paschal Donohoe are certainly going to be safe. After that, who knows?”
Daly claimed there is a strong mood on the doors that Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil have “had their day,” and that people are seeking an alternative government. “It would be great to think there’s a possibility of an alternative government outside of that, whether the numbers will be there or not, I don’t know,” she acknowledged.
Former Independent TD Maureen O’Sullivan and former republican MP Bernadette Devlin McAliskey both endorsed Daly at the event, highlighting her commitment to Principles of equality, justice, and fairness. O’Sullivan recalled her work alongside former independent TD Tony Gregory since the 1970s, emphasizing the duo’s shared drive for justice and equality.
Meanwhile, Gerard Hutch has insisted that his general election bid is genuine, driven by a desire to help the people of his constituency. “There’s no sense in running if you’re not going to be genuine and truthful,” he said while campaigning on Sheriff Street.
Hutch cited homelessness and affordable housing as his top priorities should he be elected and revealed that he has been persuaded to run by the people of Dublin Central. “The people have asked me to run; they’ve asked me to run over the years, and lately, they pushed and pushed me, and I’m running,” he explained.
When asked if he wished to move on from his past, Hutch acknowledged that it was “yesterday’s news” and expressed his determination to “draw a line in the sand and move forward.” Laughing, he quipped, “Maybe I should have run as a politician when I was 20.”
Paschal Donohoe, meanwhile, emphasized the economic significance of the upcoming election, warning of growing instability worldwide, while Mary Lou McDonald highlighted the momentum behind Sinn Féin, enhanced by improved polling in recent days.
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