(in a sarcastic, Jimmy Carr-esque tone) Ah, the perfect educational trip for 10th graders: a visit to a concentration camp, followed by a bus ride with a possibly drunk driver. What could possibly go wrong? (pauses for comedic effect)
So, let’s get this straight. The bus driver, who was hired by Aktive fredsreiser, allegedly stumbled out of a restaurant, reeking of booze, and tried to light a cigarette the wrong way. I mean, who hasn’t been there, right? (in a Rowan Atkinson-esque, deadpan tone) “I’m not drunk, I’m just… creatively coordinated.”
But seriously, folks, this is no laughing matter. The parents are rightfully outraged, and the travel company is trying to downplay the whole thing. “Oh, he only had three beers,” they say. Well, that’s all right then. I mean, who needs a sober bus driver when you’re transporting 60 children on a 10-hour journey? (in a Ricky Gervais-esque, incredulous tone) “What could possibly go wrong?”
And the best part? The company is hiding behind a breathalyzer test that showed the driver had a blood alcohol level of 0 the next morning. (in a Lee Evans-esque, exasperated tone) “Oh, well, that’s all right then. He was fine… the next morning. After a good night’s sleep, no doubt.”
Look, I’m not saying the driver was definitely drunk, but I am saying that the travel company’s response is a bit… suspect. (pauses for comedic effect) I mean, if I were them, I’d be saying, “Sorry, folks, we messed up. We’ll give you a full refund and a complimentary therapy session to deal with the trauma of possibly being driven by a drunk man.” But no, instead, they’re trying to shift the blame and downplay the whole thing.
(in a Jimmy Carr-esque, sarcastic tone) Well, I’m sure the parents and children are just thrilled to have had this experience. I mean, who needs a safe and responsible bus driver when you’re trying to learn about the horrors of the Holocaust? (pauses for comedic effect) It’s not like it’s a sensitive topic or anything.
Anyway, it seems that Vy, the transport company, is taking steps to prevent this from happening again. (in a Rowan Atkinson-esque, deadpan tone) “We have zero tolerance for the influence of drugs among our drivers… except for maybe a pint or two on a Friday night.” (winks)
And finally, to the travel company, I’d like to say: (in a Ricky Gervais-esque, incredulous tone) “You know, if you’re going to try to spin this, at least have the decency to be honest. ‘We messed up, we’re sorry, and we’ll try to do better next time.’ That’s all anyone wants to hear.” (shrugs)
That’s all for now, folks. Thanks for reading, and remember: if you’re ever on a bus trip with a possibly drunk driver, just… (pauses for comedic effect)…try to enjoy the ride. (winks)
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Drunk Bus Driver Sparks Outrage on School Trip
In early October, a group of 10th graders from Rælingen in Akershus embarked on a trip to Germany to visit concentration camps. However, the journey was marred by a disturbing incident involving a visibly intoxicated bus driver.
According to Alexander Nicolaisen, one of the parents who accompanied the students, the bus driver appeared drunk during dinner in Germany, the evening before departing for Sachsenhausen. "He stumbled out of the restaurant and fell in front of four of the parents and several young people," Nicolaisen claimed.
The driver’s behavior was allegedly erratic, with Nicolaisen stating that he tried to light a cigarette the wrong way and reeked of alcohol. "He hung over one of our female adults while he reeked of alcohol. It was 22-23 in the evening, and he was drunk; there was no doubt," Nicolaisen added.
Bus Driver’s Intoxication Sparks Controversy
The bus driver, who has not responded to inquiries, claimed to have consumed only three beers. However, the transport company Vy has since revealed that they will change their guidelines to ensure zero tolerance for alcohol among their drivers on such journeys.
Active Peace Travel, the company that organized the trip, has faced criticism for their handling of the incident. The company’s manager, Uwe Arntzen, argued that a breathalyzer test was carried out on the driver at 7 o’clock the following morning, which showed a blood alcohol level of 0. However, the parents believe the company is hiding behind the alcohol test.
Delays and Disruptions
The incident led to significant delays and disruptions to the trip. The students were forced to wait for a new driver, which resulted in a rushed and truncated tour of the concentration camp. "We were thrown in there for a quarter of an hour without a guide, before we had to move on. We feel we missed the highlight of the trip," Nicolaisen said.
The parents have demanded a 20% discount on the price of the trip, citing the company’s failure to provide a safe and enjoyable experience. However, Active Peace Travel has refused to accommodate this request.
Vy Tightens Guidelines
In response to the incident, Vy has announced plans to tighten their guidelines around alcohol use among their drivers. "We have zero tolerance for the influence of drugs among our drivers and strict routines for handling such situations. To further strengthen trust, we will tighten our guidelines around alcohol use before and during working periods on such trips," said Vy’s press officer, Kaja Rynning Moen.
The incident has sparked concerns about the safety and well-being of students on school trips. As one parent noted, "It’s not just about the driver’s behavior; it’s about the company’s responsibility to ensure the safety and well-being of their passengers."
