Podcast program
12:07
‘Katja Schuurman went unnoticed in LA’
25 nov.
‘René van der Gijp faces this dilemma’
22 nov.
‘This is how Sylvie Meis finally becomes wise’
21 nov.
‘It’s a shame that Gijp didn’t say anything about this on TV’
20 nov.
‘Gijp previously hinted at marital troubles’
19 nov.
‘This Masked Singer Star Lied About His Relationship!’
18 nov.
‘We shouldn’t be surprised if Linda de Mol comes up with this’
15 nov.
Does Jeroen Pauw no longer feel like going to Bar Laat? Presenter responds!
14 nov.
‘Yolanthe proves what kind of actress she is’
13 nov.
‘Is Linda de Mol going to work at RTL because of this?’
12 nov.
‘Is Peter Gillis misleading the tax authorities in this way?’
11 nov.
Is Gerard Joling going to let this go?
08 nov.
Can Holland Sings Hazes still be saved?
07 nov.
‘This says everything about the follow-up Hazes soap’
06 nov.
‘Søren’s divorce comes as a thunderclap’
05 nov.
‘According to John, Johan won’t be there soon’
04 nov.
‘Then you don’t do it Renze’
31 Oct.
‘André Hazes has rediscovered himself’
30 Oct.
‘Why is Thijs throwing Römer’s honorary name at such a risk?’
29 Oct.
‘Trijntje thrown under the bus’
28 Oct.
‘Islands must make way!’
25 Oct.
‘Is this a prelude to Edwin Evers in Today Inside?’
24 Oct.
‘AvroTros already knew about the choice to participate in the Eurovision Song Contest’
23 Oct.
‘There is something fishy about gossip about Frans and Sieneke’
22 Oct.
‘Why is this star doubting satisfyer?’
21 Oct.
‘Madness if Joost goes again’
18 Oct.
André does not avoid Rachel
17 Oct.
‘Painful day for Yvon Jaspers’
16 Oct.
The proof: ‘Voice comes much sooner’
15 Oct.
‘THIS is Yvonne Coldeweijer’s deep throat’
14 Oct.
‘Rachel Hazes continues to play well again’
11 Oct.
Everyone wants to see this photo of Maxima
10 Oct
‘This will be fireworks between Rachel and André’
09 Oct
‘Swearing SBS6 star expelled from studio’
08 Oct
‘Under this condition, Luv will get together again’
07 Oct
‘Last warning for Eva Jinek’
04 Oct.
‘This is not the solution for The Voice’
03 Oct
‘Is even Frans Bauer no longer to be believed?’
02 Oct.
‘Thijs Römer doesn’t dare say this out loud’
01 Oct.
‘Is Renze talking about Lubach here?’
30 sep.
‘This is RTL’s master plan with The Voice’
27 sep.
‘This Private Story was a bombshell in Spain’
26 sep.
‘Team Gijp is winning at VI’
25 sep.
‘Wilfred Genee on the warpath’
24 sep.
‘New VI riot, beginning of the end?’
23 sep.
We didn’t know this ‘son’ of Gordon yet!
20 sep.
‘I would like to know this from Schoof’
19 sep.
‘Gordon now lashes out at Gerard’
18 sep.
Would Laurentien have wanted to boycott Budget Day?
17 sep.
Unique moment for wife Dick Schoof: ‘This does not happen often’
16 sep.
After brutal robbery: ‘This is very frustrating for the Pfaffs’
13 sep.
Does Joling have doubts about soap after Gordon debacle?
12 sep.
‘I challenge Gordon to prove this’
11 sep.
What Youp doesn’t know about his own cheating
10 sep.
‘Of course Mary Borsato says this’
06 sep.
‘It’s crazy when Noa Vahle shows up on RTL’s doorstep’
05 sep.
Here Martijn Krabbé tries to improve
04 sep.
After all the misery: Borsato leaves!
03 sep.
‘Jeroen Pauw ignored this question for Gordon’
02 sep.
‘RTL boss has to put up with the sour apple’
30 aug.
‘Shocked Paul de Leeuw did not expect me here’
29 aug.
‘Referee Nijhuis kept mistress in line’
28 aug.
‘It happened that quickly with Marco Borsato’
27 aug.
‘It’s remarkable that Paul de Leeuw is bringing up this story again’
26 aug.
‘Sophie Hilbrand is completely missing the point here!’
21 aug.
‘This was a shock for wife Rob de Nijs’
20 aug.
‘Amalia has to sing Wilhelmus every day’
19 aug.
‘538 takes Ali B out of the top 1000’
16 aug.
‘Gordon affair with neighbor bigger than expected’
15 aug.
‘There is a fight about this between Jan and Monique’
14 aug.
After Gavin-gate: ‘This is how Gordon makes up with Privé’
13 aug.
‘Joost was allowed to mess up the Eurovision Song Contest once’
12 aug.
‘Meilandjes cannot simply afford to miss these four million euros’
09 aug.
Wilfred Genee new presenter Summer Guests? VI star responds!
08 aug.
‘Strike out the dream of the Meilandjes?’
07 aug.
‘Frans Bauer will never forget this night’
06 aug.
‘Borsato missed this opportunity yesterday’
05 aug.
Estavana and Sylvie in a soap?
02 aug.
‘Almost regretting Theo Maassen story’
01 aug.
‘The Dutch celebrate their holidays with these celebrities’
31 jul.
‘Gijp can’t even stop VI’
30 jul.
‘Olcay Gulsen kisses Quote 500 member’
29 jul.
‘Lady Gaga’s missed opportunity’
26 jul.
‘Maxime Meiland cannot do this’
25 jul.
‘Own brother attacks Martien Meiland’
24 jul.
‘Will this woman succeed Maarten van Rossem?’
23 jul.
Ali B from Germany to Morocco
22 jul.
‘Gordon reaction makes me want to puke again’
19 jul.
‘Is Gijp going to sit on the couch in his briefs?’
18 jul.
‘No one expects this from Estelle’
17 jul.
‘This is how the Gijp contract really works’
16 jul.
‘Gay news stuns F1 world’
15 jul.
‘This is the profit of the Trump attack’
12 jul.
‘King has completely failed as a connector’
11 jul.
‘This is how André Hazes chats his way out of a row with his mother’
10 jul.
Is Ali B safe in Dubai yet?
09 jul.
‘Son Mark is Peter Gillis’ everything’
08 jul.
‘Mark Gillis’ situation is worrying’
05 jul.
‘Vrijthof Concert André Rieu suddenly stopped’
Welcome to the most cringeworthy, humorous, and fascinating podcast episode titles I’ve ever had the pleasure of presenting!
As a mashup of Jimmy Carr’s dark humor, Rowan Atkinson’s wit, Ricky Gervais’s sarcasm, and Lee Evans’s observational comedy, I’ll be guiding you through the juiciest, most scandalous, and utterly bizarre episode titles of a Dutch podcast. Buckle up, folks!
Let’s dive into the treasure trove of Dutch celebrity gossip, shall we? From René van der Gijp’s marital troubles to Sylvie Meis’s… well, whatever Sylvie Meis is up to, we’ll dissect it all. With a healthy dose of skepticism, of course.
Starting from the most recent episodes, we have "Katja Schuurman went unnoticed in LA." Unnoticed? Really? I reckon that’s a Dutch celebrity’s worst nightmare. "I was in LA, but nobody recognized me. What’s the point of even being famous?"
Moving on, we have "René van der Gijp faces this dilemma." Ah, poor René. Marital troubles, perhaps? Wife got fed up with his Gijp-ing around?
And then there’s "This is how Sylvie Meis finally becomes wise." Sylvie, Sylvie, Sylvie… when will you learn that wisdom doesn’t come from doing reality TV? Still, we can’t look away from the trainwreck that is Sylvie Meis’s life.
Scanning down the list, we see more tantalizing titles like "Is Linda de Mol going to work at RTL because of this?" Now, this is what I call a developing story. Sleuths, assemble! We have a possible job change mystery to solve!
We also have "Is André Hazes misleading the tax authorities in this way?" Good old-fashioned tax drama. Can’t blame him, though. Who doesn’t want to dodge those pesky taxes?
Oh, and did you know that Yolanthe "proves what kind of actress she is"? Um,λαν might not be an Oscar-winning actress just yet, but she’s giving it her best shot, bless her heart.
You see, folks, Dutch celebrity gossip is a never-ending, dramatic soap opera that we can’t get enough of! These titles are like the ultimate social experiment, testing the limits of clickbaiting while miraculously managing to make us embarrassed for the Dutch celebrities themselves.
Some other gems from this treasure trove of clickbait titles include:
- "Wilfred Genee on the warpath" – finally, someone we can root for!
- "The Dutch celebrate their holidays with these celebrities" – low-key horrified that this is a thing.
- "Lady Gaga’s missed opportunity" – oh, Lady Gaga, you sloppy artist, you.
And the pièce de résistance: "This says everything about the follow-up Hazes soap" – I think you can insert your own poor soap pun here.
There you have it, folks, a rundown of the most delightfully outlandish podcast episode titles I’ve ever had the pleasure of mocking… err… praising. Stay classy, Dutch celebrities, and we’ll keep on judging you from afar!
You can find the full list of these gems below. Enjoy!
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Podcast Program
12:07
‘Katja Schuurman’s Unseen Struggles in LA Revealed’
25 nov.
‘René van der Gijp Faces Midlife Crisis, Insiders Claim’
22 nov.
‘The Transformation of Sylvie Meis: From Party Girl to Wisdom’
21 nov.
‘Gijp’s Silence on TV Sparks Speculation and Outrage’
20 nov.
‘The Hidden Clues in Gijp’s Previous Interviews About Marital Troubles’
19 nov.
‘The Shocking Masked Singer Star Relationship Lie Exposed’
18 nov.
‘Linda de Mol’s Next Big Move: Why RTL Might Be Her Best Bet’
15 nov.
‘Jeroen Pauw’s Surprising Response to Bar Laat Invitation’
14 nov.
‘Yolanthe’s Acting Career: A Performance Worth Noting’
13 nov.
‘Is Linda de Mol Poised to Join RTL: What’s Behind the Rumors’
12 nov.
‘Peter Gillis Under Fire: Tax Authorities Investigation Raises Questions’
11 nov.
‘Gerard Joling’s Cryptic Message: What’s Really Going On’
08 nov.
‘Can Holland Sings Hazes Be Saved from Cancellation’
07 nov.
‘The Hidden Meaning Behind the Hazes Soap Opera Continuation’
06 nov.
‘Søren’s Sudden Divorce Shocks Fans and Friends Alike’
05 nov.
‘John’s Prediction: Johan’s Uncertain Future Revealed’
04 nov.
‘Renze’s Controversial Move: The Fallout Begins’
31 Oct.
‘André Hazes’ Journey of Self-Discovery: A New Chapter’
30 Oct.
‘The Reason Behind Thijs’ Risky Römer Move’
29 Oct.
‘Trijntje’s Betrayal: How She Was Thrown Under the Bus’
28 Oct.
‘The Islands’ Unsettling Move: Who Will Be Next’
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