Lovely Toulon, where the sun always shines and the people… well, they’re still trying to find their way around the new park. (Ricky Gervais)
(Lee Evans interrupts) Oh, come on, mate! Toulon’s a beautiful city! You’re just taking the mick!
(Rowan Atkinson, in a silly voice) Ah, yes, indeed! The park, the park! Pré Sandin, if you will. It’s had a bit of a facelift, hasn’t it? ( Jimmy Carr chimes in) And by facelift, he means they’ve spent €470,000 on some new trees and a few benches. (winks)
(Rowan Atkinson continues) Ah, but it’s not just any old trees, my friends! Oh no! They’ve planted over thirty new trees, specially chosen for the Mediterranean climate. (Lee Evans interjects) Yeah, and I’m sure the residents of Toulon will be thrilled to learn that the council has spent all that dosh on some trees that might not even survive the summer.
(Jimmy Carr dryly comments) Well, you know what they say: “You can’t put a price on a good tree… unless it’s €470,000, in which case, you probably can.”
(Ricky Gervais) Moving on, the park now features a health journey, which sounds like a right barrel of laughs. (sarcastically) Oh, I can just imagine the seniors of Toulon lining up for a spot of exercise on the synthetic turf. “Come along, Maude, it’s time for our constitutional!” (in a posh accent)
(Rowan Atkinson, in a silly voice) And, of course, no park would be complete without a rest space! (Jimmy Carr quips) Ah, yes, because that’s exactly what the people of Toulon need – a place to rest their weary bottoms after a long day of… well, resting.
(Lee Evans chuckles) But wait, there’s more! A dynamic dry fountain! Because what’s a park without a fountain, eh? (Ricky Gervais chimes in) I mean, who needs actual water when you can have a dry fountain? It’s like a metaphor for the entire European economy!
(Rowan Atkinson) Ah, and let’s not forget the majestic magnolias and plane trees that have been gracing the park for over a century. (Jimmy Carr quips) Yes, because nothing says ” progress” like a few old trees that have been around longer than the people using the park.
(Lee Evans) You know, guys, despite all the jokes, it’s actually quite lovely that the city of Toulon is investing in its green spaces. (Ricky Gervais) Ah, come on, Lee! Don’t be such a softie! We’re just trying to have a bit of fun here!
(Rowan Atkinson) Well, I think we can all agree that Pré Sandin park is a lovely spot, and with its new facilities, it’s sure to be a hit with the locals. (Jimmy Carr adds) And by “hit,” he means it’ll be a great place to take a nap after a long lunch.
(All four comedians chuckle and continue to banter as the article wraps up.)
Revamped Pré Sandin Park Unveiled in Toulon
In a significant development, the Pré Sandin park located in the heart of Toulon has undergone a major transformation, culminating in an expanded green space that now spans 2 hectares. This impressive extension, which added 2,600 m² of lush greenery, was officially inaugurated by Toulon’s mayor, Josée Massi, on November 25, 2024, in the presence of municipal council members.
A Park Transformed: A Blend of Nature and Recreation
The revitalized park is the result of a €470,000 investment, which focused on creating a Mediterranean-inspired landscape and incorporating over thirty new trees. The expansion offers Toulon residents a substantial green oasis, perfect for recreation, relaxation, and communing with nature.
An Expanded and Redeveloped Park
The recent expansion of Pré Sandin park brings to 2 hectares the total surface area of this green haven, which now boasts an additional 2,600 m² of verdant space. Mayor Josée Massi inaugurated the refurbished park on November 25, 2024, accompanied by members of the municipal council. The €470,000 renovation focused on adapting the landscape to the Mediterranean climate and planting over thirty trees.
New Facilities for All
Park visitors can now enjoy an array of new amenities designed to cater to diverse needs and interests:
- A Health Course: Equipped with senior- and disability-friendly equipment, this innovative course features a synthetic turf surface, promoting physical activity and inclusivity.
- A Rest Space: Strategically positioned wooden deckchairs in the upper part of the park offer a panoramic view of the surroundings, creating a tranquil atmosphere for relaxation.
- A Dynamic Dry Fountain: Situated in the heart of the park, this engaging fountain promises to delight children and adults alike, especially during hot summer days.
A Commitment to Nature and Well-Being
Mayor Josée Massi emphasized the critical role of green spaces in combating global warming and promoting residents’ well-being. The refurbished Pré Sandin park, with its new plantations and facilities, encourages physical activity, socialization, and a deeper connection with nature, reflecting the city’s commitment to environmental sustainability and quality of life.
A Green Gem in the Heart of Toulon
The revamped Pré Sandin park is a resounding success, offering a unique space that responds to the needs of Toulon’s residents while mitigating the effects of climate change. This lush oasis is poised to become an essential part of the city’s fabric, inviting residents to enjoy its serene atmosphere and diverse facilities throughout the year.
Exceptional Trees at Pré Sandin Park
The park is home to a remarkable collection of tree species, including majestic magnolias and plane trees, some of which were planted over a century ago. Other notable specimens include ancient fig trees with gnarled trunks, a bald cypress, a Himalayan pine, an imposing ash, a sequoia, and a range of other tree species.
A little history
Originally, the park formed part of a sprawling property that encompassed the Saint-Jean vocational high school, the central Telecom land, and the Eygoutier River (Lovers River). This property belonged to the family of Admiral Chomel de Jarnieu and featured a mansion that was demolished in 1980. The city acquired the land in 1974 and transformed it into a public green space between 1988 and 1992, complete with expansive lawns and a body of water.
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How did the comedians react to the investment of €470,000 in the park?
Interview with Comedians on the New Pré Sandin Park
**Interviewer:** Welcome, gentlemen! Let’s talk about the revamped Pré Sandin Park in Toulon. What are your first impressions?
**Ricky Gervais:** Well, it’s about time! Took them long enough to splash a bit of paint and plant some trees. But hey, at least it’s not just a concrete slab anymore, right?
**Lee Evans:** True! But come on, spending €470,000? You could have hired a whole tree surgeon and gotten a personal trainer for that amount!
**Rowan Atkinson (silly voice):** But think of the lovely Mediterranean trees! They’re not just any old trees, you know. They’re special trees! They probably have accents and everything!
**Jimmy Carr:** Right. Trees with accents! Brilliant! What do they say? “Oh, I’m rooted here for the summer, darling!”
**Ricky Gervais:** And let’s not forget the health course—because nothing screams “let’s get fit” like a synthetic turf for the elderly.
**Lee Evans:** You know, they might as well have called it “The Seniors’ Stumble Course!” Because there’s bound to be a few of them wobbling back after a hard day of exercise.
**Rowan Atkinson:** A bounce a day keeps the doctor away! Oh, wait… no it doesn’t!
**Jimmy Carr:** And then there’s the rest space—perfect for those who are having an existential crisis during their afternoon nap.
**Lee Evans:** Right! “Look, darling, I’m napping with a view of… oh, look, some intelligent pigeons!”
**Ricky Gervais:** And don’t forget the “dynamic dry fountain.” It’s like a really sad magician— “Ta-da! Nothing!”
**Rowan Atkinson:** Ah, but it’s great for the children! “Watch, kids! Water doesn’t come out! Isn’t that fun?”
**Jimmy Carr:** “Look at that! A fountain that won’t break the bank or get anyone wet!” It’s the perfect metaphor for modern life!
**Lee Evans:** But all jokes aside, it is nice that Toulon is investing in their green spaces. More places for picnics and less space for all that concrete jungle nonsense.
**Ricky Gervais:** Yeah, true. At the end of the day, it’s good to have somewhere to escape. Even if that escape is just watching pigeons judge you as you eat your sandwich.
**Rowan Atkinson:** And who doesn’t love a park? It’s like nature’s living room—without the awkward family arguments!
**Jimmy Carr:** Well, as long as we don’t have a “bring your own tree” policy, I think Toulon will be just fine!
**Interviewer:** Thanks, gentlemen! Any last words on Pré Sandin Park?
**Lee Evans:** Grab your picnic basket and head on down! And don’t forget your sense of humor!
**Ricky Gervais:** And a towel in case you get lost in the dry fountain!
(All four comedians chuckle as they continue their light-hearted banter.)
