Arrest of “Tiger Trader”: A Comedy of Errors or a Serious Crime?
PUBLISHED: 24 Nov 2024, 11:14
Well, well, well, if it isn’t a 60-year-old man who’s seemingly stuck in a time warp—because who else would hold on to three complete Sumatran tiger carcasses for four decades? Honestly, I’ve kept my old gym socks longer than that, and even I know when it’s time to let go! (Hint: they don’t smell like roses.)
In a recent police operation in Nonthaburi’s Bang Bua Thong district, the Natural Resources and Environmental Crime Suppression Division (NED) made the discovery of a lifetime—three tiger carcasses! That’s right, my friends, not one, not two, but THREE! And all this from a bloke named Charlie Meepra, who might need to rethink his idea of a side hustle. Selling tiger carcasses, really? Talk about putting the “wild” in wildlife!
Now, here’s where it gets really juicy. During an undercover sting operation—listen up 007, there’s competition out there—our man Charlie allegedly offered to sell the carcasses for a whopping 900,000 baht. That’s approximately $24,000 USD for anyone playing along at home. But it seems the “tiger trader” didn’t quite have his pricing strategies set right because after some haggling—because nothing says “I’m a fair businessman” like negotiating the price of endangered species—he dropped the price to 200,000 baht. It’s like a bizarre episode of ‘Antiques Roadshow: Criminal Edition.’
However, Charlie got a bit spooked and cancelled the transaction. Let’s face it, if I were selling tiger carcasses and a policeman showed up, I’d be out the back door faster than you can say “Tigger.” But Charlie, bless him, thought he could outsmart the po-po. Spoiler alert: he did not!
The police did some digging and went ahead with their search warrant. Seems Charlie wasn’t just a collector of rare animals; he was also a financial wizard! He claimed he kept the carcasses for over forty years because… wait for it… he had a financial problem! Well, Charlie, selling tigers really isn’t the best way to balance the checkbook. Invest in something less illegal, like stocks or, I don’t know, lemonade?
The whole operation was actually a collaborative effort involving various wildlife protection entities, including Thailand’s Department of National Parks, and even the US Fish and Wildlife Service. So, it’s not just a local problem—it’s a worldwide trend! They’re calling it transnational wildlife trafficking, which sounds far too fancy for what is, at its core, a dodgy bloke with a dark garage. Remember folks, if you do weird stuff, at least don’t do it with tigers. Stick to stamps or coins!
In summary, to our dear friend Charlie: if you need financial advice, reach out to your local financial district—not by selling endangered species! The only tigers you should be dealing with are the ones that come with stripes and not the ones hanging in your garage, lost in a time capsule of bad decision-making. Maybe stick to organizing a book club or a bingo night next time? Just think of it as a “less wild” adventure. The cats have enough on their plates without being sold behind a Thai backroom deal!
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PUBLISHED : 24 Nov 2024 at 11:14
Police seized three complete carcasses of Sumatran tigers from a house in the Bang Bua Thong district of Nonthaburi on Saturday. Investigators charged the owner of these carcasses with illegal possession and sale of protected wildlife without appropriate permissions. (Photo: Natural Resources and Environmental Crime Suppression Division.)
NONTHABURI: A man has been arrested for possessing and attempting to sell the carcasses of Sumatran tigers. This significant operation was conducted by the Natural Resources and Environmental Crime Suppression Division (NED).
Charlie Meepra, a 60-year-old resident, was apprehended during a police raid in tambon Bang Rak Pattana on Saturday night, where authorities discovered three complete tiger carcasses hidden in his home.
NED deputy commander Pol Col Arun Wachirasrisukanya, who spearheaded the operation, revealed that Mr. Charlie had initially offered the carcasses to an undercover police officer for a staggering 900,000 baht. However, after negotiations, the price was reduced to 200,000 baht. Mr. Charlie grew suspicious of the transaction, leading him to cancel the sale.
The investigation deepened, ultimately leading detectives to confirm that Mr. Charlie had concealed the tiger carcasses within his residence. Following this, NED police secured a search warrant from the court to continue their investigation, Pol Col Arun added.
During questioning, Mr. Charlie revealed that he had acquired the carcasses from Indonesia over 40 years ago, stating that financial difficulties prompted his attempt to sell them.
The arrest is part of an ongoing collaborative effort involving Thailand’s Department of National Park, Wildlife and Plant Conservation, the United States Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS), and the Wildlife Justice Commission (WJC), a Netherlands-based non-profit organization committed to combating transnational wildlife trafficking across Southeast Asia.
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D local resident, found himself in quite the pickle after authorities caught wind of his rather peculiar side hustle: selling tiger carcasses. Yes, you heard that right—tiger carcasses! One has to wonder what he was thinking. Apparently, he thought he could make a fortune off these endangered creatures, but it seems that was a wild miscalculation.
During an undercover operation that would make James Bond jealous, Charlie was initially quoted a staggering 900,000 baht (around $24,000 USD) for the sale of these illegal goods. Talk about a royal markup! But after some typical back-and-forth haggling—because who could resist bartering over something as precious as a tiger carcass?—he finally dropped the price to a mere 200,000 baht. It’s as if he was selling vintage furniture on a reality TV show—“Can you give me a better offer?”
Yet, just as the deal seemed to be going through, the overwhelming scent of police presence sent him running for the hills. If I were in his shoes, I would’ve sprinted faster than a cheetah at the mention of “tiger.” But alas, Charlie thought he could sweet-talk his way out of this one. Spoiler alert: he couldn’t.
The police, with their proverbial magnifying glasses, dug deep, uncovering not just the eerie remains of his illicit collection, but also a rather flimsy excuse for why he hoarded them for over 40 years. Financial problems, he claimed! Really, Charlie? Selling tigers doesn’t exactly scream “savvy financial planning.” Maybe a garage sale or an online marketplace would have been less risky?
This escapade was no isolated incident, as it turned out to be a part of a larger investigation led by various wildlife protection agencies, including Thailand’s Department of National Parks and the US Fish and Wildlife Service, highlighting the global challenge of wildlife trafficking. It’s like a grim reality show, “Wildlife Gone Wrong.”
In this day and age, if you’re looking for a “side hustle,” Charlie, might I suggest a knitting club or maybe, I don’t know, selling hand-crafted candles? Just steer clear of anything that involves endangered species. Remember, true wildlife doesn’t belong on your living room floor; it belongs in the wild where it can roam free and thrive.
if you want to keep your side hustles legal and ethical, take a page out of Charlie’s book: do not venture into the realm of illegal wildlife trade. And just like that, let’s keep the tigers in the jungle, not hanging in your garage alongside bad ideas. Until next time, stay safe and remember: keep your carcasses legal!