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Welcome, dear readers! Gather around as we navigate the wild jungle that is Indian news. Buckle up, because we’re not just keeping you informed; we’re taking a comedic cruise through today’s headlines. Yes, you guessed it; this is no ordinary news update. You’ve got your very own Indian news anchor with the wit and charm of Jimmy Carr, the physical comedy of Lee Evans, the clever quips of Ricky Gervais, and the brilliant absurdity of Rowan Atkinson. What could possibly go wrong? Well, let’s find out!

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Staggered School Days: Pollution Punts Classes!

In a delightful twist of fate, Delhi government has decided to suspend physical classes for the 10th and 12th grades due to pollution levels. Because nothing says “educational excellence” like learning chemistry in a gas mask! I mean, why study *Carbon* when you can *inhalate* it? They really should just hand out diplomas with every air purifier bought. What a time to be alive!

Modi Meets Biden: Diplomatic Delight?

In other news that’s about as unexpected as finding out the sun will rise tomorrow, PM Modi met with President Joe Biden at the G20 Summit. Reports say it was “always a delight.” I guess they’re just two grown men patting each other on the back for being world leaders. Just don’t misplace that more awkward heartfelt hug! Perhaps they discussed how many fashion advisors they each needed to have that synchronized red tie moment. Ah, diplomacy at its finest.

From Rescues to Lawsuits: The Drama Unfolds!

Turning the spotlight back to home issues, the news agency ANI has decided to sue OpenAI for allegedly violating their intellectual property rights. Now there’s a plot twist! While one is busy training a robot to write poems, the other is training lawyers! I wonder who’s getting the better deal here. Meanwhile, the banks are keeping quiet — they’re probably on the look-out for *bankruptcy* as AI continues to encroach on more human jobs. Cheers to the future!

Fishermen on the High Seas: A Chase Worth Watching!

In a classic tale of nautical adventure, the Indian Coast Guard rescued seven fishermen after a two-hour chase from a Pakistani ship. Sounds like a scene right out of a Bollywood blockbuster! They must have thought they signed up for a relaxing day at sea. Instead, they ended up starring in the *Longest Chase* sequel. Next up: the Coast Guard versus *Every Pirate Movie Ever*! You can’t make this stuff up, folks.

A Gift of Intricacy: PM Modi’s Silver Surprise for Nigeria

On an international note, Modi decided to charm Nigeria with a special gift called the Silofar Panchamrit Kalash, a high-quality silver vessel adorned with elaborate engravings. One has to wonder, does this mean we will now be expecting a large shipment of Nigerian jollof rice in return? Because if there’s anything that can bridge cultures, it’s definitely going to be culinary diplomacy. I’m waiting for the *unboxing* videos!

And Now, the More Serious Stuff!

Delhi’s Air Quality Indicator: The Party You Didn’t Want to Attend

Cracking down on pollution has turned into a sort of mixed bag: sales of air purifiers and masks are surging as people prepare for air quality that can only be described as *apocalyptic.* The current AQI is soaring near 500, and if you ever wanted to have the privilege of being a walking advertisement, now’s your chance! Get those models ready, because the air quality index is basically saying, “Welcome to *Doomsville*! Pop your chronic cough and make it a party.”

Because Nothing Says ‘Election Season’ Like Dry Days

And lastly, let’s chat about the dry days happening in Maharashtra with no alcohol sales due to the state Assembly elections. Now, because everybody obviously heard that “sober is the new drunk,” this might just drive the populace to start their own underground *water bars.* Perhaps someone can make a fortune selling overpriced water bottles that say “Civic Duty Juice.” Now that sounds like a plan! Just tell the kids it’s aged in fine oak barrels.

So there you have it, folks – a whirlwind tour through the ups and downs of current Indian news, sprinkled with a light dose of sarcasm and comedy. Remember, it’s important to stay informed, and who says it can’t be fun? Until next time, keep laughing and stay curious!

Follow all the updates right here, and let’s navigate this fascinating news landscape together. Because if you can’t laugh at the chaos, you’ll just end up crying – and trust me, there’s enough of that in politics already!

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Nov 18, 2024 9:35 PM IST

India News Live: Delhi government suspends physical classes for Classes 10, 12 amid pollution crisis.

Nov 18, 2024 9:29 PM IST

India News Live: PM Modi enjoys cordial meeting with US President Joe Biden at the G20 Summit, emphasizing strong bilateral ties.

Nov 18, 2024 9:22 PM IST

India News Live: News agency ANI initiates legal action against OpenAI for alleged infringement of intellectual property rights.

• Multiple news organizations globally, notably The New York Times, have filed lawsuits against OpenAI and other artificial intelligence companies including Microsoft and Perplexity, claiming copyright violations.

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Nov 18, 2024 9:19 PM IST

India News Live: After an intense 2-hour pursuit, Coast Guard successfully rescues 7 Indian fishermen from a Pakistani vessel.

• Despite the attempts of PMS Nusrat to vacate the area, the Indian Coast Guard intervened and successfully negotiated the release of the Indian fishermen held captive.

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Nov 18, 2024 9:06 PM IST

India News Live: PM Modi presents ‘Silofar Panchamrit Kalash,’ a remarkable gift to Nigeria sourced from Maharashtra.

• The exquisite Silofar Panchamrit Kalash, crafted from high-quality silver, showcases intricate engravings filled with floral motifs and divine depictions.

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Nov 18, 2024 9:06 PM IST

India News Live: Sales of air purifiers and masks soar as severe pollution affects Delhi residents.

• Recent data from the Central Pollution Control Board indicates pollution levels nearing 500 on the air quality index at several monitoring stations throughout Delhi.

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Nov 18, 2024 8:52 PM IST

India News Live: Supreme Court emphasizes consequences: ‘Don’t mess with the court,’ following lawyer remarks.

• During a court session, it was highlighted by an advocate that inquiries were being made regarding the number of female judges in the Supreme Court.

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Nov 18, 2024 8:04 PM IST

India News Live: India emerges as the leading country of origin for international students in the US, contributing to a diverse international student body.

• Indian students now account for a substantial 29% of the total international student population, comprising 1.12 million students from over 210 countries during the 2023-24 academic year.

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