Welcome to COP29: The Climate Comedy Show!
Ah, COP29 is here, and it’s taking place in Baku, Azerbaijan. Yes, folks, it’s not just a beautiful backdrop; it’s where the world’s climate superheroes gather, donning their capes made of recycled plastic. The aim? To push for a **$1tn commitment** as if everyone forgot their wallets at home. RTÉ News can tell you more!
Live from COP29: A Real-time Climate Crisis!
Alright, folks, this isn’t your average meeting; it’s a circus! Brace yourselves for the live updates that will unfold like a stage play where nobody remembers their lines. And, in true COP fashion, the focus is on tackling climate change… while negotiating who gets the better coffee. You can follow the whimsical ride over at The Guardian.
Why COP29 Matters (Despite the Trump Whiplash)
Ever feel whiplash from all the climate policy changes? Well, brace yourself! This summit matters more than ever, not just for the rich nations bragging about how green their lawns are, but for everyone. That’s right, folks! Climate change affects us all, from the small Irish potato farm to that trendy café in Dublin serving avocado toast. Dive deeper with The Irish Times.
Can Climate Advocates Find the Ambassadors?
We’ve got climate advocates strutting around like they own the place, demanding action from world leaders! Well, let’s give them a round of applause. But, will it actually lead to anything, or is it just noise for the sake of noise? Catch the full scoop from Newstalk.
COP29: The Cash Row That’s About to Boil Over
And of course, it wouldn’t be a climate summit without a good old fashioned row about money! Yes, you heard that right! Apparently, “money” is the word that gets people riled up faster than a soap opera. So, will we see the climate cash fighting blow up on stage? Only time will tell, go have a look at Sky News. This is where the real drama unfolds!
- Push for $1tn commitment as COP29 talks to begin in Baku RTÉ News
- Cop29 live updates: climate summit gets under way in Baku, Azerbaijan The Guardian
- Explainer: Why Cop29 matters to you, Ireland and the world despite Trump ‘whiplash’ The Irish Times
- Climate advocates call for action from world leaders ahead of COP29 Newstalk
- COP29: The almighty row over climate cash that’s about to boil over Sky News
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