Fantasy Football Rankings Week 10: A Comedic Take on the Stats!
Ah, Fantasy Football. It’s that delightful time of year when you realize that your best friend’s extensive knowledge of stats is utterly useless because he still ignored the injury reports. So, let’s dive into the weekly madness of rankings, shall we? Spoiler alert: Jimmy Carr won’t be the only one cracking a few jokes here!
The King of Accuracy: Justin Boone
First off, hats off to Justin Boone, the man who has been as accurate at predicting Fantasy results as your grandma is at predicting the weather. Yes, that’s right! He finished first overall in the FantasyPros’ Most Accurate Expert Competition in 2019 and has been in the top seven for a staggering seven years! That’s like being the captain of the Titanic, but somehow managing to steer clear of any icebergs.
Half PPR Rankings Update
Now, before we jump into the players, let’s clarify: Half PPR. That’s not some weird, scheming acronym for a new type of accounting. This is Fantasy Football, where we slice things up like your Aunt Margaret at Thanksgiving dinner. Are you ready? Because I assure you, this will be juicier than a prime cut of ribeye!
Quarterbacks: The Gunslinger Rankings
| Rk | Player | Team | Opp |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lamar Jackson | BAL | vs CIN |
| 2 | Josh Allen | BUF | @ IND |
| 3 | Jalen Hurts | PHI | @ DAL |
| 4 | Joe Burrow | CIN | @ BAL |
| 5 | Jayden Daniels | WSH | vs PIT |
| 6 | Brock Purdy | SF | @ TB |
| 8 | Patrick Mahomes II | KC | vs DEN |
| 20 | Caleb Williams | CHI | vs NE |
| 24 | Joe Flacco | IND | vs BUF |
Hot Takes and Cold Feet
Let’s quickly talk about our top contenders. Lamar Jackson at number one? Surprise, surprise! You mean the guy who runs faster than my last three relationships? Check! And Josh Allen, coming in at number two, is about as reliable as your GPS when it’s trying to lead you through a maze of one-way streets.
Meanwhile, Joe Burrow— bless him, just signed a deal for a lifetime supply of “please don’t let me get sacked again.” And let’s not overlook Brock Purdy, who probably auditioned for a role in ‘The Office’ because he seems to be happier than a cat in a sunbeam, leading the league in quirky underdog vibes.
In Conclusion
Remember folks, Fantasy Football is not just a game; it’s an emotional rollercoaster that even the best therapists wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole. Keep your eyes peeled for the rest of the rankings dropping Thursday, because when it comes to Fantasy, Sunday’s still the most terrifying day of the week!
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Recognized for his exceptional skills, theScore’s Justin Boone achieved remarkable success as he clinched first place in FantasyPros’ Most Accurate Expert Competition in 2019. His performance remained stellar as he ranked among the top seven competitors for the past seven years.
Updated rankings will be available on Thursday, showcasing insights on both Standard and PPR formats, with a definitive version set to be shared by Sunday morning.
Half PPR
QB | RB | WR | TE | DEF | K | Flex
Quarterbacks
| Rk | Player | Team | Opp |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lamar Jackson | BAL | vs CIN |
| 2 | Josh Allen | BUF | @ IND |
| 3 | Jalen Hurts | PHI | @ DAL |
| 4 | Joe Burrow | CIN | @ BAL |
| 5 | Jayden Daniels | WSH | vs PIT |
| 6 | Brock Purdy | SF | @ TB |
| 7 | Sam Darnold | MIN | @ JAX |
| 8 | Patrick Mahomes II | KC | vs DEN |
| 9 | Jared Goff | DET | @ HOU |
| 10 | Baker Mayfield | TB | vs SF |
| 11 | Tua Tagovailoa | MIA | @ LAR |
| 12 | Matthew Stafford | LAR | vs MIA |
| 13 | Kirk Cousins | ATL | @ NO |
| 14 | Kyler Murray | ARI | vs NYJ |
| 15 | C.J. Stroud | HOU | vs DET |
| 16 | Bo Nix | DEN | @ KC |
| 17 | Justin Herbert | LAC | vs TEN |
| 18 | Aaron Rodgers | NYJ | @ ARI |
| 19 | Daniel Jones | NYG | @ CAR |
| 20 | Caleb Williams | CHI | vs NE |
| 21 | Drake Maye | NE | @ CHI |
| 22 | Russell Wilson | PIT | @ WSH |
| 23 | Trevor Lawrence | JAX | vs MIN |
| 24 | Joe Flacco | IND | vs BUF |
| 25 | Derek Carr | NO | vs ATL |
| 26 | Bryce Young | CAR | vs NYG |
| 27 | Cooper Rush | DAL | vs PHI |
| 28 | Mason Rudolph | TEN | @ LAC |
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Analysis and Insights
This week’s quarterback rankings bring a mix of reliable veterans and intriguing newer names. Lamar Jackson leads the way, backed by his ability to create opportunities with both his arm and legs. Josh Allen continues to be a powerhouse, but his matchup against the Colts could prove tricky.
Meanwhile, Brock Purdy stands out as an interesting option—it seems like every week he’s defying the odds. On the other side, Patrick Mahomes II remains a must-start despite any inconsistency due to his sheer talent.
The tight race for the QB spot means fantasy managers should stay on top of the injury reports and monitor performances closely, especially with quarterbacks who have favorable matchups like Joe Burrow and the fresh addition of Jayden Daniels making waves.
For the rest of the season, stay fun and dedicated, and remember that any player can become a star any given week. Let’s see if your fantasy team can stay competitive in this crazy NFL landscape!
