Dynamo Kyiv vs Ingulets: A Match of Contrast
Welcome, dear sports fans and committee chairpersons who still think VAR is just Robocop’s cousin on a helium binge! In the twelfth round of the VBET League, Dynamo Kyiv entertained the league’s underbelly, Ingulets from the Kirovohrad region. Spoiler alert: it was a bit like watching a lion chase a hamster. You could practically hear the “Circle of Life” playing in the background.
The Prelude: Setting the Scene!
So, Dynamo was comfortably perched at the top of the standings, while Ingulets were…well, let’s just say they were working on their very own “How Not To Win Football Matches” documentary. Yet, you had to feel slightly sorry for them, because they were stuck playing away due to their home stadium’s inabilities—like a teenager still living in their mum’s basement despite a perfectly functional set of wheels parked outside.
The First Half: Goals Galore!
Right from the whistle, it was a cavalcade of skill (from Dynamo) and despair (from Ingulets). If the opening minutes had a soundtrack, it was a mixture of dramatic triumph and impending doom. Dynamo held possession as if they were deciding whether or not to lend Ingulets the ball. The guests, however, shocked everyone—like a cat that thinks it’s a dog—when Volokhaty took a pop shot from 40 meters. Spoiler alert: Bushchan, Dynamo’s keeper, caught it like he was pulling a pint.
But within no time, the mighty Dynamo found their footing. Vanat was the hero of the moment, scoring with all the finesse of a well-practiced performer at a karaoke bar—1:0! And just like that, we had a show on our hands! Ingulets must’ve felt like they were trapped in a horror movie creeping toward an inevitable doom.
The fireworks didn’t stop there! Dynamo doubled their lead when Kabaev scored from 5 meters out after a cross that had all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Suddenly, it was 2:0, and it felt rather safe to say that Ingulets’ away-day woes were showing no signs of a miraculous turnaround.
But Wait! Ingulets Strikes Back!
And just as you thought it was safe to close the betting apps, Kislenko of Ingulets got one back. Scoring is what we do best, or at least what we thought we did…2:1! The guests must’ve had a little pep talk in their locker room, or perhaps they had an extra shot of espresso. Either way, they were up and about like a toddler who just discovered the cookie jar! But it wasn’t long before Dynamo gave them a friendly reminder of their place, thanks to an own goal—how’s that for some unscripted drama?
The Second Half: A Baptism of Fire!
As the second half rolled in, it was clear that Dynamo weren’t just looking for a quiet evening; they came to party.Shots were raining down like confetti at a December wedding, and the Ingulets keeper must’ve thought he was the main act in a horror movie—he never quite knew where the balls were going to come from next.
Finally, in the 73rd minute, Vanat ensured the guests wouldn’t need to stay late to clean up. Dynamo gathered momentum like they were playing FIFA on beginner mode, and with a final score of 5:2, nobody was shocked to find the “White and Blue” resuming their rightful seat at the top of the league table.
The Aftermath: Looking Ahead!
As Dynamo holds their heads high, the next challenge awaits them: Europa League clash against Ferencvaros, scheduled for November 7. Will they bring the same fire, or will it be a case of ‘What happens in the league stays in the league?’ Only time will tell! But for now, it’s safe to say that Ingulets needs more than a pep talk to get back into this game. Better luck next time, lads!
Full Match Summary
VBET League. 12th round
03.11.2024. Kyiv, “Dynamo” stadium named after Valery Lobanovskyi
“Dynamo” – “Ingulets” – 5:2 (2:1)
Dynamo Lineup:
- Bushchan
- Tymchyk, Bilovar, Mykhavko, Dubinchak
- Brazhko, Karavaev (Yarmolenko, 71), Shaparenko (Mykhaylenko, 81), Buyalsky (c, Rubchinsky, 71)
- Kabaev (Voloshyn, 81)
- Vanat (Guerrero, 85)
Ingulets Lineup:
- Palamarchuk
- Pushkarev (Dubiley, 71), Viliwald, S.-N. Malysh, Mysyk
- Petko (Lisnyak, 46), Bilotserkovets, Volokhaty, Pyatov (Kozyrenko, 79)
- Mohylnyi (Chaban, 83)
- Kislenko (Sitalo , 71)
Goals:
- Vanat (4, 44), Kabaev (25), Shaparenko (39, 73)
- Kislenko (34), Mihavko (57, own goal)
Cards:
- Pushkarev (35), Mysyk (63)
And there you have it, sports fans! Dynamo Kyiv demonstrated that in football, just like in life, it’s not just about showing up; it’s about taking control, dominating, and maybe even throwing in the occasional bit of flair. Until next time, keep those boots polished, and let’s hope Ingulets finds their way home!
As part of the 12th round of the VBET League, “Dynamo” Kyiv hosted “Ingulets” from Petrovy, in the Kirovohrad region, on its own field.
If “Dynamo” was in the lead before the reporting round, “Ingulets” closed the standings. The unsure performance of the Petrov residents is probably connected with the fact that they play all the matches in the first round away due to the unpreparedness of the new home stadium to host matches at the UPL level.
So it is not surprising that, given the difference in class, Oleksandr Shovkovskyi’s wards took possession of the ball from the first minutes. However, the guests struck the first blow in the match – Volokhaty checked Bushchan’s vigilance from 40 meters. Giorgii caught the ball and started a scoring attack, finding Dubinchak with a pass on the left flank, Vladyslav led Vanat to the goal with a cool pass, and the forward, beating the goalkeeper, directed the ball into the empty net – 1:0.
The quickly passed ball did not in any way discourage the guests, who, despite the authority of their opponents, actively went to the possessions of Kyiv. Kislenko, a forward from Petrovac, was especially active up front. The striker had two dangerous headers in the space of two minutes, winning an aerial duel with the Dynamo defenders, but on both occasions he missed the mark, and in another episode he was narrowly missed to close the far post after a cross from the right wing.
There were also regular chances at the opposite goal. In particular, Kabaev could not beat the goalkeeper from a sharp corner, and Shaparenko curled the ball into the far corner with a shot from the penalty area, but did not hit the frame. Finally, in the 25th minute, “white and blue” managed to double their advantage. Karavaev was given too much time to prepare a cross from the right wing, Oleksandr crossed to the penalty area, and Kabaev, who ran from behind the Ingulets defender, put the ball under the crossbar from 5 meters – 2:0.
The Dynamo team continued to attack, Tymchyk was close to making the score devastating – the defender ran into a cross from the left flank, but after his shot and ricochet off the defender’s leg, the ball flew past the goal. And in the 35th minute, Kislenko, the forward of the guests, still got his way. After serving from a corner, Williwald, being in an awkward position, headed the ball to his partner, and the attacker from a turn scored exactly into the corner – 2:1.
“White and Blue” quickly managed to restore the two-goal lead. Shaparenko received the ball on the left flank, entered the penalty area and shot into the far corner, but the captain of the guests, Malysh, headed the ball into his own goal – 3:1.
But that was not all in the first half. Just before the break, Shaparenko led Vanat to the goal with a cool pass, and Vladyslav, breaking into the penalty area on the left inside, did not make up anything and powerfully shot into the near corner – 4:1.
With the start of the second half, Dynamo continued to have the initiative, while the visitors relied on counterattacks and set pieces. In one episode, Mohylnyi received a pass on the left flank of the penalty area and shot from a turn, but the ball flew over the goal. In a few minutes, the “Ingulets” midfielder was more fortunate. Mohylnyi beat Vanat, who returned to the defense, and Bilovar on the left flank, shot at Kislenka, but Mihavko did not allow the ball to reach the forward, cutting into his own goal – 4:2.
After that, the people of Dynamo took up the matter more actively. Buyalsky shot through the goal after Vanat’s slip, but the goalkeeper parried the shot, and later the Dynamo forward himself was unable to beat the goalkeeper with a shot from an acute angle after Karavaev’s pass.
The guests did not sit back in defense in the hope of reducing the deficit to a minimum. In particular, Wiliwald blocked the cross from the corner, but Bushchan caught the ball on the line, and in the next moment, Giorgi had to catch the ball after a shot by Bilotserkovets from the right corner of the penalty area.
Finally, Dynamo managed to kill the intrigue in the match in the 73rd minute. Shaparenko shot from the center of the penalty area, the goalkeeper parried, Vanat played the rebound and rolled the ball under the shot of Mykola, who this time no one prevented him from writing his name on the scoreboard – 5:2.
By the final whistle, the “white and blue” could well have made the score a tennis match. First, Brazhko forced the “Ingulets” goalkeeper to demonstrate his skills with a shot from the area in front of the penalty area, and later Voloshyn was unable to put the ball over the goalkeeper, coming face to face with him.
In the end, a confident victory of “Dynamo” – 5:2, which returns the “white and blue” to the first place in the tournament table. Now all attention is on the Europa League match against Ferencvaros, which will take place on November 7 in Hamburg.
VBET League. 12th round
03.11.2024. Kyiv, “Dynamo” stadium named after Valery Lobanovskyi
“Dynamo” – “Ingulets” – 5:2 (2:1)
“Dynamo”: Bushchan – Tymchyk, Bilovar, Mykhavko, Dubinchak – Brazhko, Karavaev (Yarmolenko, 71), Shaparenko (Mykhaylenko, 81), Buyalsky (k, Rubchinsky, 71), Kabaev (Voloshyn, 81) – Vanat (Guerrero, 85).
“Ingulets”: Palamarchuk – Pushkarev (Dubiley, 71), Viliwald, S.-N. Malysh, Mysyk – Petko (Lisnyak, 46), Bilotserkovets, Volokhaty, Pyatov (Kozyrenko, 79), Mohylnyi (Chaban, 83) – Kislenko (Sitalo , 71).
Naked: Vanat (4, 44), Kabaev (25), Shaparenko (39, 73) – Kislenko (34), Mihavko (57, own goal).
Warned: Pushkarev (35), Mysyk (63).
Flank. However, the pressure from Dynamo was relentless. In the 73rd minute, Shaparenko completed a brilliant individual effort by scoring his second goal of the match, firmly putting the game out of reach for the visitors with a precise shot into the bottom corner—5:2.
The final minutes of the match saw Dynamo maintain control, executing their game plan with precision and flair. They had secured their victory not just with a multitude of goals but by showcasing their depth, combining skillful plays with a strong defensive display to prevent Ingulets from capitalizing on any opportunities. Despite their efforts, Ingulets struggled to gain a foothold and were left chasing shadows for much of the second half.
As the whistle blew, signaling the end of the match, the ”White and Blue” celebrated a comprehensive win while Ingulets walked off the pitch looking for answers. It’s clear that Dynamo Kyiv’s firepower in the final third and coordination on the field make them a formidable opponent, but they’ll need to carry this momentum into their upcoming Europa League clash against Ferencvaros. Fans eagerly await to see if they can replicate this level of performance on a bigger stage.
Ingulets, on the other hand, has a tough road ahead. They’ll need to regroup and re-strategize if they hope to improve their fortunes in the league. For now, they’ll take this match as a learning experience, hoping for better results in their next outings.
With a strong showing and more challenges ahead, Dynamo Kyiv fans have plenty to be excited about as the season continues.
