Welcome, fellow Fantasy Premier League enthusiasts! As we gear up for Gameweek 10—a moment arguably more anticipated than a “free pizza day” at the office—let’s dive into the intricate world of player choices, potential regrets, and, most critically, the delightful chaos of Fantasy football!
Consider SELLING Haaland?
Yes, you heard it right! “SELL Haaland?” This isn’t a new home improvement advice trend; this is the Scout presenting a compelling conundrum! The forward’s start to the 2024/25 season is being scrutinised in all the right ways. It seems our beloved Haaland may just be going through a tough spell akin to a bad hair day on prom night. With rough fixtures ahead for Manchester City, the question arises: should you embrace the strategy of a “No Haaland” squad? I mean, why not? Imagine your team scoring points while you sit back and sip on your tea, thinking, “Haaland who?”
Who are the best forwards?
Let’s talk forwards—those treasures of the pitch whose job it is to make our eyes light up like a child in a candy store! The Scout is digging deep into those underlying numbers (that’s a fancy way of saying “a lot of math”) to reveal the standout picks. And trust me, there are some delightful surprises here that might just make you reconsider your team name from “Haaland Heroes” to something more appropriate like “Haaland … Who?”
Scout Selection
The Scout has laid out a magical XI for Gameweek 10, brimming with talent! Picture this: Salah, Palmer, Saka, Watkins, AND Alexander-Arnold, all ready to make some noise! But wait… where’s Haaland? Spooky, isn’t it? It’s like a horror movie where the monster doesn’t just not show up, but actually leaves early. Remember, it’s all about that strategy; who needs Haaland when you’ve got a midfield that’s as potent as a double shot of espresso?
Who’s the best captain?
Captains are the crown jewels of our FPL squads. The Scout and their band of merry experts are on hand to guide you through the murky waters of captaincy. Will it be Salah, standing proud at the helm, or will the critics bring out their pitchforks for an unexpected choice? Either way, this is your chance to turn “captaincy anxiety” into “captaincy euphoria!”
Ones to watch
The Scout has once again donned their fortune teller garb to identify five players primed for explosive returns this weekend. Honestly, these players may as well be wearing capes, because they could be your heroes when you need them most! Forget Avengers—this is where you assemble your squad!
Long view
As we gaze into the crystal ball, the Scout suggests keeping an eye on Manchester United players from Gameweek 11. Yes, that’s right—the Red Devils may actually deliver something positive for once! But it’s not ‘talking about shopping for a new car’ positive; it’s more ‘here’s a bird that can sing’ level of positive!
Fantasy Show
If you fancy a good chat, the 25-minute episode with Kelly Somers should fill that void. Think of it as your weekly dose of Fantasy therapy. Sit down, grab a snack, and let the experts dissect why your FPL team isn’t a title contender yet. Spoiler alert: It might just be those “questionable” transfers!
FPL Pod
To truly get into the nitty-gritty, tune into Kelly Somers and her panel of pundits as they tackle all the burning questions. Should you really think about parting ways with Haaland? The drama! The suspense! It’s like watching a soap opera, but with fewer tears—unless your team ends up losing more points!
Club-by-club injury list
Keep your fingers crossed as we trawl through the latest injury and player news. From Arsenal’s Gabriel to Crystal Palace’s Eze and Spurs’ Van de Ven—who’s fit, who’s not, and who’s as useful as chocolate teapot? Only one way to find out!
Fantasy Challenge
Finally, for our grand finale, we have the Fantasy Challenge—the fun twist where players earn points for fouls won and lose points for fouls conceded. Welcome to the “Test Lab,” where Sam Bonfield taps into her inner mad scientist and concocts a 5-a-side squad that could earn more than just bragging rights!
So there you have it, folks! As we hurdle toward the Gameweek 10 deadline, remember: sometimes less is more, Haaland…Well, you know the rest! Good luck managing your teams, and may the odds be ever in your favour—unless you’re playing against me.
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The Scout and Fantasy Premier League experts are gearing up to assist managers with indispensable insights ahead of the crucial Gameweek 10 deadline at 11:00 GMT on Saturday 2 November.
Consider SELLING Haaland?
The Scout undertakes a detailed comparison of Erling Haaland’s performance at the start of the 2024/25 season, juxtaposing it with his top-tier rivals. This analysis includes an exploration of what a squad devoid of Haaland could potentially achieve, particularly in light of the challenging fixtures looming for the Manchester City star.
Who are the best forwards?
The Scout meticulously digs into the underlying statistics to uncover standout forward options, presenting rankings from FPL experts that highlight the top performers for this Gameweek.
Scout Selection
The Scout reveals the ultimate XI for Gameweek 10, featuring high-profile players like Salah, Palmer, Saka, Watkins, and Alexander-Arnold, yet notably excluding Haaland from the lineup!
Who’s the best captain?
The Scout, alongside FPL experts, delivers strategic guidance on the ideal captain choices for Gameweek 10, offering insights into maximizing point potential for your team.
Ones to watch
The Scout identifies five key players poised to deliver significant returns this weekend, making them must-have picks for ambitious FPL managers.
Long view
The Scout provides an in-depth explanation on why it’s wise to start considering Manchester United players from Gameweek 11, thanks to their forthcoming favorable short-term matchups.
Fantasy Show
Tune in to our 25-minute episode where FPL experts join Kelly Somers to dissect all the hot topics and pivotal discussions of this week.
FPL Pod
Kelly Somers leads a lively discussion with the panel on pressing issues, including whether managers should contemplate SELLING Haaland in order to acquire premium midfielders like Salah, Palmer, and Saka.
Club-by-club injury list
Stay informed with the latest updates on player injuries leading into Gameweek 10, covering significant names like Arsenal’s Gabriel, Crystal Palace’s Eze, Spurs’ Van de Ven, and many more.
Fantasy Challenge
FPL expert Sam Bonfield curates her ideal 5-a-side squad for this week’s FPL Challenge, where players can earn additional points for fouls won while incurring penalties for fouls conceded, as part of the exciting “Test Lab” series.
**Interview with Fantasy Premier League Expert, Alex Turner**
*Interviewer (I):* Welcome, Alex, and thanks for joining us today! With Gameweek 10 just around the corner, the Fantasy Premier League community is buzzing. Let’s dive right into the burning question: Should managers seriously consider selling Erling Haaland?
*Alex Turner (A):* Thanks for having me! Yes, the idea of selling Haaland has certainly set the Fantasy community ablaze this week. His performance this season hasn’t quite matched the sky-high expectations we had, and with tougher fixtures ahead for Manchester City, some managers are contemplating a “No Haaland” squad. It’s a bold move, but one that could pay off if you invest wisely in other players.
*I:* Interesting! Who are some of the standout forwards to consider instead of Haaland?
*A:* Well, the Scout has unearthed some gems in the forward department. Players like Ollie Watkins and Nikolaj Højlund are showing strong underlying stats and can potentially bring in the points. Not to mention, with the likes of Salah and Saka lighting up the midfield, there are plenty of options to explore.
*I:* Speaking of the Scout’s Team for Gameweek 10, it’s quite the lineup featuring Salah, Saka, and Alexander-Arnold, but Haaland is notably absent. What does this tell us?
*A:* Exactly! The selection hints at a strategic shift this week. With those players’ form, it seems like the Scout is advocating for a dynamic midfield to lead the charge over relying solely on a striker like Haaland. It’s a sign that the game is all about adapting and being smart with your Captain too—possibly Salah this week.
*I:* That’s a great point! What are some captaincy strategies for FPL managers this Gameweek?
*A:* Captains are crucial, and this week, managers should look at players who are not just in form but also have favorable fixtures. Salah definitely stands out as a popular choice. However, differentiating your captain from the crowd can also work wonders if a surprise player delivers big—think of the potential points swing it could create.
*I:* Before we wrap up, any final thoughts on where to focus our attention in the next few weeks?
*A:* Definitely keep an eye on Manchester United players! They’ve been underperforming, but as the fixtures improve post-Gameweek 11, they may just become the hidden gems you want in your squad. Plus, don’t forget the injury news—staying updated on player fitness can be the difference between a successful transfer and a regrettable one!
*I:* Thank you so much, Alex! It sounds like this Gameweek is going to be pivotal for many FPL teams. Best of luck to all managers navigating the excitement!
*A:* Thank you! And remember, have fun and embrace the chaos of Fantasy football!
