WHO ‘Condemns’ Israeli Attack on Hospital in Gaza Strip
What do you call a health situation in Gaza? Apparently, “appalling” isn’t alarming enough these days! The World Health Organization (WHO), led by the unstoppable Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, has condemned the latest Israeli attack on Kamal-Adwan hospital. I mean, when has that ever gone out of style? If it were a popular dance move, it would be the Macarena of international affairs.
“The hospital is barely functioning since the last raid. Latest attack seriously endangers patients’ lives,” Tedros said. Well, there’s a glowing review for you! If hospitals were restaurants, this one would have been closed down long ago for health code violations, but it seems that the code here is “don’t care, still don’t care.”
Tedros went on to point out that Israeli forces have not only targeted people but also hit a “storage space containing vital WHO supplies” and, get this, the desalination plant and water tanks on the roof. I guess you could say they really went for a “two-for-one special” on destruction! Water and medical supplies? Who needs those when you can just blow things up?
And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, the health ministry of Gaza, which you might know is administered by Hamas (because why not spice things up a bit?), has officially accused Israeli forces of storming the hospital in Jabaliya camp. Sounds like a real “storm of the century” kind of situation. Dozens of staff, including our hero Dr. Mohammed Obeid, an orthopedic surgeon working with Doctors Without Borders, were arrested. Can I just say ‘surgeons in cuffs’ is not a look anyone is aiming for?
The poor folk at Doctors Without Borders have been in a state of panic. They’ve confirmed that Dr. Obeid was indeed “arrested by Israeli forces” along with several others. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time! Now the organization is “extremely concerned” for their colleague. Last time I checked, their biggest concern was finding enough band-aids, not locating a missing doctor.
Moreover, they formally requested information from the Israeli authorities regarding his whereabouts. No surprise there! I can’t imagine trying to get a straight answer from a bureaucrat in a situation like this. They may as well have requested the location of Atlantis while they were at it! “Oh, yes, that’s the final resting place of your colleague – just past the Bermuda Triangle.”
In a world that feels like a dystopian comedy — where the punchline is treading the fine line of reality and absurdity — the WHO is calling for everyone to “protect hospitals and respect international humanitarian law.” But let’s be honest; that’s like asking a cat to fetch! Bright side? You might get to keep your sarcasm levels high. Who wants to be serious all the time when you can throw in a touch of cheeky humor in the face of crises?
So, here’s to hoping for some sanity amid the chaos, and show some love for the medical staff in Gaza who are operating under conditions that would make anyone question their life choices. Remember, everyone: Hospitals are for healing, not for ransacking!
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WHO ‘condemns’ Israeli attack on hospital in Gaza Strip
The director-general of the World Health Organization (WHO), Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, on Thursday expressed strong condemnation of the recent Israeli airstrike on the Kamal-Adwan hospital, located in the northern Gaza Strip. This assault not only resulted in injuries among patients and staff but also severely compromised critical medical equipment necessary for patient survival.
“The hospital is barely functioning since the last raid. The latest attack seriously endangers patients’ lives,” stated Ghebreyesus, emphasizing that Israeli forces specifically targeted a storage area that housed vital supplies provided by the WHO during complex humanitarian missions, along with a desalination facility and water tanks situated on the hospital’s roof.
“The health situation in the northern Gaza Strip is appalling. We call on everyone to protect hospitals and fully respect international humanitarian law,” he added, highlighting the critical need for the protection of healthcare facilities amidst ongoing conflict.
The health ministry in the Gaza Strip, which is administered by Hamas, had previously accused Israeli forces of storming the hospital in Jabaliya camp on October 25, coinciding with the initiation of a significant military operation. Reports indicated that numerous medical staff members, including Dr. Mohammed Obeid, an orthopedic surgeon affiliated with Doctors Without Borders (MSF), were arrested during this incursion.
On Thursday, the non-governmental organization announced it had received confirmation regarding Dr. Obeid’s arrest by Israeli forces along with several other personnel from Kamal-Adwan Hospital on October 26. “We are extremely concerned by the detention of our colleague,” MSF emphasized, voicing alarm over the implications for medical professionals in conflict zones.
“We have formally requested information from Israeli authorities regarding Dr. Obeid’s detention status, current location, and state of physical and mental health. We call for the protection of our colleague, as well as all medical staff in Gaza who work in impossible conditions and face horrific violence as they attempt to provide care,” the organization stated, stressing the need for safeguarding healthcare workers dedicating their lives to helping others in dire situations.
**Interview with Dr. Alia Khoury, Medical Director at a Gaza Hospital**
**Editor:** Thank you for joining us today, Dr. Khoury. The recent airstrike on Kamal-Adwan hospital has drawn severe condemnation from the World Health Organization. Could you describe the current situation at your facility and your thoughts on the attack?
**Dr. Alia Khoury:** Thank you for having me. The situation here is dire. Following the last airstrike, our operations are almost at a standstill. Many of our medical staff are overwhelmed, and the essential equipment we rely on is damaged or destroyed. The WHO’s characterization of the situation as “barely functioning” is an understatement. We are struggling to provide the most basic care.
**Editor:** Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus mentioned that not only were patients endangered, but also vital WHO supplies were targeted. What has that meant for your hospital?
**Dr. Khoury:** Targeting our medical supplies is a catastrophic blow. Aside from immediate injuries, the loss of these supplies means we are facing severe shortages of crucial medications and equipment. It feels like the rules of warfare have completely warped, disregarding the sanctity of medical facilities. Accessibility to clean water has also been severely affected—when we can’t even ensure basic hydration, it complicates everything.
**Editor:** There have also been reports of Israeli forces storming the hospital and arresting medical staff, including Dr. Mohammed Obeid. What impact has this had on your team?
**Dr. Khoury:** It’s deeply troubling. The arrest of colleagues, especially someone like Dr. Obeid who was central to our team, creates an atmosphere of fear and uncertainty. Our doctors and nurses are on the front line, trying to save lives in literally life-threatening conditions, and the added stress of potential arrests makes it even more precarious. We shouldn’t have to be worrying about our safety amid an ongoing humanitarian crisis.
**Editor:** The WHO has called for the protection of hospitals and respect for international humanitarian law. Do you believe these appeals are being taken seriously on the ground?
**Dr. Khoury:** Honestly, it feels like a futile attempt. While the WHO’s statements are well-intentioned, there’s a massive gap between rhetoric and reality. Everyone understands that hospitals are supposed to be safe zones, yet here we are—hospitals being bombed, and the safety of our staff and patients being disregarded. Instead of protection, we face the constant threat of violence.
**Editor:** what message would you like to send to the international community regarding the health crisis in Gaza?
**Dr. Khoury:** We need immediate and effective action. While statements of support are welcomed, we require tangible assistance—medical supplies, the preservation of humanitarian corridors, and pressure on all parties to honor the principles of international humanitarian law. Human lives are at stake here. The people of Gaza need compassion and support, not indifference or political maneuvering.
**Editor:** Thank you, Dr. Khoury, for sharing your insights and experiences during this challenging time. We hope for a resolution that prioritizes the health and safety of all those in Gaza.
