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Halloween Shenanigans: The Celebrity Costume Runway
Ah, Halloween—the one night of the year when it’s socially acceptable to wear something that looks like you raided your grandmother’s attic after a particularly vigorous bingo night. And of course, the inevitable happens: celebrities begin inundating our social media feeds like overzealous trick-or-treaters on a sugar high!
You know the drill: we start running out of sweets before the doorbell has even had a chance to feel the jingle of tiny hands—and somehow, our social feeds are stuffed with more costume photos than a kids’ fancy dress party gone wild.
Heidi Klum and Tom Kaulitz: E.T. Phone Home—Again!
Let’s start with Heidi Klum and her husband, Tom Kaulitz, who dressed as E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. For the 23rd year in a row, Klum has proven that Halloween is her Super Bowl. I mean, the woman’s costumes have their own Wikipedia page at this point! This year she brought E.T. back, complete with that glow-in-the-dark finger that can only mean one thing—she’s definitely sending a text to an alien intergalactic dating app!
And let’s not overlook Janelle Monáe, who also decided to channel her inner extra-terrestrial. It’s a bizarre twist, isn’t it? The aliens must be thinking, “At least these humans still know how to dress for intergalactic parties!”
Lupita Nyong’o: A Ghostly Broadway Vision
Meanwhile, Lupita Nyong’o opted for a ghostly white wig and creepy contact lenses for a Broadway opening. You just know she showed up wanting to win the unofficial Halloween award: “Best Dressed for the Afterlife.” Can you imagine the poor usher at the theater double-checking the ticket before letting her in, just to make sure he wasn’t being haunted?
Jonathan Ross: King of Sweet Treats
And what’s Halloween without a little sweet giving? Jonathan Ross took matters into his own hands by handing out candy to trick-or-treaters. You have to appreciate his dedication to the holiday. Though, I must say, if I were a kid, I’d be more afraid of running into him than of the supposed ghosts roaming my neighborhood!
Pixie Lott: A Cocktail Delight
Let’s talk about Pixie Lott, who made quite the splash—dressed as an Aperol Spritz! Not only does her outfit look good enough to drink, it brings a whole new meaning to “happy hour.” Imagine the horror on the children’s faces if they mistook her for a soda stand at a Halloween party. “Is that a cocktail? Quick! Get the candy… and a straw!”
Maya Jama: Beetlejuice’s Unruly Niece
Then there’s Maya Jama, all decked out in a Beetlejuice-inspired ensemble. She claims her costume is that of “Beetlejuice’s unruly niece.” Really? What a stretch! I mean, she’s like the second cousin twice removed that we didn’t invite to Thanksgiving dinner, but here she is popping up from her haunted attic, making it all about her!
The Iconic Lizzo: A Costume to Remember
Now onto the ultimate timely costume—Lizzo, who dressed as a fake weight loss drug because, you know, why not venture into satire? In a world of filtered perfection, she’s here with her take on body positivity like, “Hey, look at me throwing shade while dressed as pharmaceutical hilarity!” Bravo, Lizzo, bravo! While her costume is a response to online chatter and a recent episode of South Park, it proves that humor can indeed be the best medicine.
Ed Sheeran and Nostalgia Overload
Ed Sheeran, in a hilarious twist, dressed as a meme of himself dressed as a monkey. Now there’s a costume that’s bound to make you second-guess if you’ve fallen into some bizarre virtual reality, or is it just 2023 after all?
And as if we needed more nostalgia—Paris Hilton strutted her stuff as Uma Thurman’s Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction. It’s troubling that she looks so good that I actually considered leaving the house in a suit and a belt of Hot Pockets just to recreate the look!
Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco: Down The Rabbit Hole
Finally, we have Selena Gomez and her boyfriend, Benny Blanco, as Alice and the Mad Hatter. I’d say it was an adorable choice, but I can’t help but think they got the invite to a different party—one with very confused look-alikes trying to figure if it was a tea party or a costume gala.
As we plow through another Halloween filled with creamy sweets and celebrity madness, let’s take a moment to appreciate the lengths to which these stars will go to make us laugh—or at least raise our eyebrows in incredulity. Because that’s the real spirit of Halloween, isn’t it? So grab your sweets, scroll through those feeds, and remember—if life gives you pumpkins, make them the dresses that make headlines!
Happy Halloween!
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It is Halloween once again—a time not only for sweet treats and spooky delights but also for the annual spectacle of celebrity costumes dominating our social media feeds. This year, like clockwork, households will experience the familiar dilemma of running out of candy before the last trick-or-treater rings their bell.
To ease your scrolling dilemma, we’ve curated a list of this year’s standout celebrity Halloween costumes that are sure to impress.
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Heidi Klum, a perennial favorite in Halloween costume extravaganzas, once again captured the spotlight at her famed annual party. This year, the supermodel and her husband, the talented German guitarist Tom Kaulitz, donned whimsical costumes inspired by E.T., the iconic extraterrestrial from Spielberg’s beloved 1982 film.
Klum’s costume was impressively detailed, featuring a glowing fingertip reminiscent of E.T.’s iconic touch, accompanied by a blonde wig that echoed her own hair. Yet, they were not alone in their homage to the classic character this Halloween.
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Janelle Monae embraced the extraterrestrial theme as well, making an appearance dressed as E.T. on a Halloween special of The Jennifer Hudson Show, proving that the charm of this beloved character transcends generations.
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On Thursday night, Lupita Nyong’o seamlessly blended Halloween spirit with her Broadway commitments, attending the opening of a musical while donning a ghostly-white wig and eerie white contact lenses that perfectly captured the festive essence.
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In a delightfully unique twist, Pixie Lott styled herself as an Aperol Spritz cocktail this Halloween, capturing the vibrant essence of the drink with a stunning outfit that included a charming slice of orange perched on her head.
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In a fantastically bold move, Maya Jama celebrated her own Halloween party wearing a vibrant costume inspired by the classic 1988 film Beetlejuice. Her look featured striking green hair and an eye-catching striped suit, embodying the chaotic spirit of the beloved character.
She cleverly referred to her costume as “Beetlejuice’s unruly niece,” giving her twist on an iconic Halloween reference.
Amelia Dimoldenberg made a nostalgic choice for Halloween, embodying Roz, the grumpy slug-like monster from the Disney/Pixar classic Monsters Inc. Her costume choice might lead some to wonder if they remember this quirky character who had a smaller role in the film.
Lizzo, known for her astute commentary on body positivity, cleverly chose a costume based on a fictitious weight loss drug—a humorous nod to a recent episode of South Park that poked fun at her messages. The costume transformed into a direct response to societal speculation regarding her recent weight loss.
Her Instagram post from September humorously addressed the rumors: “When you finally get Ozempic allegations after five months of weight training and calorie deficit…”.
Ed Sheeran added a touch of humor to his Halloween festivities with a costume echoing a viral AI-generated image of him as a monkey, an internet meme that captured the public’s imagination. He shared a playful photo of himself in this outfit, maintaining a connection to digital culture while adding a whimsical twist.
His caption, “Haters will say its AI” accompanied by the hashtag: “#FeltCuteMightDeleteLater”, showcased his self-deprecating humor and engagement with internet culture.
Paradoxically timeless, Paris Hilton captured the essence of nostalgia with her costume choice this year. Paying tribute to Uma Thurman’s character Mia Wallace from the iconic 1994 film Pulp Fiction, she drew upon a cinematic classic from her own youth.
In a charmingly whimsical pairing, Selena Gomez and her boyfriend Benny Blanco brought their own fairy tale twist to Halloween. Gomez took on the role of Alice from the beloved story Alice in Wonderland, while Blanco resonated with the Mad Hatter, delighting fans with their playful costumes.
Giant pill, complete with branding reminiscent of real-life weight loss products. Lizzo’s choice made a memorable statement that merged humor with her advocacy for self-acceptance and body positivity.
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the Halloween festivities this year were marked by creativity and clever commentary, with each personality bringing something unique to the table.