By your favorite blend of comedy greats
Ah, New York City! Home to towering skyscrapers, Broadway extravaganzas, and the most elite gathering of Timothée Chalamet lookalikes one never knew they needed. Yes, folks, you heard it right! Last Sunday, Lower Manhattan transformed into a hub of haute doppelgängers as actor Timothée Chalamet made a surprise entrance at his own lookalike competition. It was a spectacle that drew hundreds of onlookers, a police eviction notice, and a smattering of chaos – or as they say in showbiz, “just another Sunday.”
Flanked by a battalion of bodyguards, the man himself brushed shoulders (or should I say cheekbones) with his admirers and doppelgängers decked out as his characters from “Wonka” and “Dune.” Now, if I had a bodyguard for every time I’d seen a lookalike contest go rogue, I’d invest in a small army! And lo and behold, as our would-be Chalamets strutted their stuff on what can only be described as the most exclusive red carpet of the week, the police swooped in like they were auditioning for a crime drama.
Picture it: Hundreds of Chalamet fans wearing the most elaborate costumes, each trying to outdo the other with haircuts that could qualify for an audition as a potted fern. But just as the competition was heating up, the NYPD decided this was no ordinary cosplay gathering—this was an “unauthorized costume contest.” They got a fine of $500 for all their fun! Look, you can’t blame them. Even the police can’t resist a good Chalamet impression, right? But I suppose when you invite too many Chalamets to the party, the police don’t think you are serious—don’t expect a bouncer with a penchant for bone structure!
As for the unsuspecting doppelganger led away in handcuffs, we can only imagine the reasons behind it. Perhaps he was saying, “I swear, I’m *not* Timothée Chalamet!” or “I didn’t *even* want the candy!” The NYPD stayed tight-lipped about the juicy details, leaving us all wondering—was it the collarbone that gave him away or the lack of a French accent?
But let’s not lose sight of the reason for the chaos. The event, which started with a flyer distribution campaign promising a mere $50 prize and some Instagram cred, spiraled into an unexpected weekend extravaganza. It surely brought in thousands of RSVPs, proving once again that New Yorkers will show up for anything that has the right combination of “fashion” and “free candy.” Now that’s a marketable skill, listening to children’s laughter as they sift through candy wrappers!
And wouldn’t you know it, after the police intervention, the aspiring Chalamets relocated to a nearby playground. What? No park is free from the allure of wannabe stars! Here, they set up a makeshift stage where onlookers scrutinized bone structures, attempted accents, and even bestowed wisdom about how to woo Kylie Jenner. Yes, folks, this is where you learn how to charm a Kardashian— if “love” isn’t a high bar! The news breaks here: If you’re going to try to impress, you better have some pickup lines on hand. “Hey, do you also eat your chocolate like Timothée? Classy?”
Enter Miles Mitchell, the 21-year-old winner and the embodiment of all Chalamet enthusiasts’ dreams. Sporting a bright purple Willy Wonka outfit and a briefcase of candy—because who needs to live on celebrity vibes alone?—Miles declared himself both excited and overwhelmed. Just like winning a golden ticket, but without the chocolate factory. It’s clear this isn’t so much about the glory of winning as it is a reminder: “Next time, I’m staying at home with nachos and Netflix!”
So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. An unauthorized costume extravaganza gone wonderfully awry, where everyone left with a story, police reports, and possibly more TikTok followers than they bargained for. Here’s to you, Timothée Chalamet lookalikes; may your cheekbones shine bright, and may you always find the nearest playground to strut your stuff in peace—and candy!
By JAKE OFFENHARTZ
NEW YORK (AP) — In a surprising twist that delighted fans and onlookers alike, acclaimed actor Timothée Chalamet made an unexpected appearance at a quirky doppelganger competition held in vibrant Lower Manhattan on Sunday. The event attracted a massive crowd of curious spectators, police intervention in the form of an eviction notice, and resulted in at least one arrest amidst the festivities.
Chalamet, protected by a cadre of bodyguards, took a few moments to pose for photos alongside his high-cheeked, curly-haired lookalikes. Many of these imitators came decked out in costumes inspired by the actor’s beloved characters from his hit films like “Wonka” and “Dune,” capturing the whimsical spirit of the occasion.
However, the jovial atmosphere shifted dramatically as the aspiring Chalamets paraded down a red carpet in Washington Square Park. Without warning, law enforcement instructed the large crowd to disperse, subsequently issuing a $500 fine to the event’s organizers for holding an “unauthorized costume contest.”
Despite the excitement, the day took a turn when at least one contestant was escorted away in handcuffs, though police officials were tight-lipped regarding the specifics of the incident. An NYPD spokesman confirmed that charges are pending as they continue their investigation into the event.
“What began as a light-hearted joke quickly spiraled into chaos,” remarked Paige Nguyen, producer for popular YouTube personality Anthony Po, who facilitated the unusual gathering. Organizers had been diligently distributing colorful flyers throughout New York City in the days leading up to the contest, which promised a $50 prize for the best lookalike. This sparked a wave of social media speculation and garnered thousands of RSVPs in response to the online invitation.
After being forced to leave the park, the colorful group found a new venue at a nearby playground. Undeterred, more than a dozen participants enthusiastically competed for the audience’s favor on a makeshift stage.
As the contest unfolded, the remaining hopefuls were questioned about their knowledge of the French language, their aspirations to better the world, and even their romantic interests, particularly regarding Kylie Jenner, with whom Chalamet is rumored to be involved.
Ultimately, the contest culminated in the selection of a winner: Miles Mitchell, a spirited 21-year-old Staten Island resident. Mitchell stood out in a vibrant purple Willy Wonka costume and delighted onlookers by tossing candy from a briefcase into the eager crowd.
Standing proudly next to an oversized novelty check made out to “Best Tim,” Mitchell was soon surrounded by a throng of admirers keen to capture photos with the declared winner or to exchange social media handles. “I’m excited and also overwhelmed,” he admitted, reflecting on the overwhelming talent of his competitors. “There were so many good doppelgangers. It was really a bad decision.”
Originally published: October 28, 2024 at 12:45 pm PDT
