Roma vs Dynamo Kyiv: A Comedy of Errors!
Well, well, well, if it isn’t Dynamo Kyiv, back again to remind us all that the Europa League isn’t just about glory but also about a lot of soul-searching—and not the good kind! After their heart-wrenching defeat to Roma, led by the illustrious Artem Dovbyk, they may just need a good therapist more than they need a football coach.
Match Overview
In the quaint confines of the Stadio Olimpico, a place known for its ancient ruins and dubious pizza origins, Dynamo Kyiv strutted onto the field like they owned the place. Spoiler alert: they did not. They lost, yet again—making it three in a row! In this riveting encounter, Roma edged them out, reminding everyone why they’re in the competition and why poor Dynamo is, well, not.
Team Line-ups: The Cast of Characters
Roma: Svilor – Angelinho, N’Dika, Hermoso, Zalewski, Cane, Le Fe (Cristante, 53), Celik, Pizzilli (Pellegrini, 68), Baldantsi (Dybala, 68), Dovbyk (Shomurodov, 53)
Dynamo Kyiv: Nescheret – Mykhavko, Popov, Bilovar, Vivcharenko, Rubchinsky (Brazhko, 63), Andrievsky (Shaparenko, 63), Mykhaylenko (Buyalsky, 81), Tymchyk, Voloshyn (Kabaev, 63), Guerrero (Vanat, 69).
It looked like a chess game played by kindergarteners, really.
The Drama Unfolds
As the match kicked off, excitement filled the air! But much like a kettle that refuses to boil, the first half was marked by a lack of urgency and an abundance of missed opportunities. The most riveting part? Watching players tackle one another with less grace than a baby giraffe on roller skates!
Ah, but wait! Dovbyk, bless his heart, turned into a modest hero after earning—and subsequently scoring—a penalty. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, a penalty! Now, if only earning said penalty was a skill utilized throughout the match, they might have capitalized on it… or not. Who knows?!
The Sideshow: A Comedy of Missed Chances
As the clock ticked on, Dynamo’s attempts to equalize began to resemble a slapstick routine. Kabaev swinging in crosses like a confused urban gardener with no idea how to properly plant. “Careful there, mate, you’ll hit the side of a bar if you’re not careful!”
But let’s talk about Shomurodov who had a golden opportunity, one that could’ve turned the game on its head! With the goal beckoning, he opted for a shot past Rome’s far post instead of converting! It was like ordering a beautiful steak and then asking for it well-done—what a betrayal!
Key Moments in a Match That Didn’t Know What It Wanted to Be
It’s worth noting the numerous yellow cards, doled out more liberally than candy on Halloween. The referee must’ve been feeling generous, and it was an unremarkable reminder of how competitive play can turn raucous—sometimes resembling a kindergarten tussle over crayons.
Final Thoughts: The Aftermath
As the final whistle blew, the Roma fans roared with delight while the poor souls on the Dynamo bench walked off the pitch looking like they had just lost a game of Monopoly…again. With three defeats in the bag, they now sit bottom of their group, probably wondering if the ticket to a therapy session could help with the all-too-frequent heartache this season has brought.
In conclusion, Dynamo Kyiv must find their groove and string together a series of results before they become the laughing stock of the tournament; though, to be fair, they’re already halfway there! Until next time, folks, tune in to see if Dynamo can rise from the ashes… or just continue the comedy of errors we’ve all come to witness!
You can catch them next time, possibly with fewer pratfalls and more goals!
Dynamo Kyiv lost to Roma, represented by Artem Dovbyk, in the match of the third round of the main stage of the UEFA Europa League.
The match took place at the Stadio Olimpico arena in Rome.
Make teams
Roma: Svilor – Angelinho, N’Dika, Hermoso, Zalewski, Cane, Le Fe (Cristante, 53), Celik, Pizzilli (Pellegrini, 68), Baldantsi (Dybala, 68), Dovbyk (Shomurodov, 53)
Dynamo: Nescheret – Mykhavko, Popov, Bilovar, Vivcharenko, Rubchinsky (Brazhko, 63), Andrievsky (Shaparenko, 63), Mykhaylenko (Buyalsky, 81), Tymchyk, Voloshyn (Kabaev, 63), Guerrero (Vanat, 69).
The match is over. Dynamo is minimally inferior to Roma and suffers its third defeat in the Europa League.
90′
Shaparenko broke Roma’s counterattack and received a yellow card.
90′
Kabaev picked up the ball after the corner and executed another cross into the penalty area, but it was unsuccessful.
90′
Kabaev passed to Shaparenko, but Pellegrini managed to work in defense and kick the ball into the corner.
90′
The referee added four minutes to the regular time.
87′
Vanat tried to receive the ball in the center of the field, but he was knocked down by Pellegrini.
86′
Kone made a throw at Cristante, but only a corner was earned by the Romans.
85′
Kabaev brought down Kristante in the center of the field, a very rough foul from the Ukrainian and a yellow card for Vladyslav.
84′
Shomurodov did not realize the ideal moment, Dybala rolled a pass to the Uzbek forward under a shot in the penalty area. Eldor shot past the goal from a few meters.
83′
Pellegrini dared a long shot, the ball bounced off the ground, but Nescheret took the ball into his hands.
81′
Another substitution from Shovkovskyi: Buyalskyi entered the field instead of Mykhaylenko.
80′
Shomurodov made a dangerous shot, the ball flew past the far post.
78′
Vanat punched after Kabaev’s pass, Vladyslav punched into the goalkeeper’s hands.
77′
Mykhaylenko headed after the rebound, the ball hit the net from the outside of the goal.
76′
Shaparenko shot dangerously, Hermoso kicked the ball for a corner.
75′
Pellegrini dared to take a free kick, but the ball flew past the post.
74′
Kabaev and Brazhko brought down Dybala in front of the penalty area, a dangerous standard.
72′
Celik shot dangerously from the right flank, Bilovar knocked it out for a corner.
70′
Also a substitution from Shovkovsky: Vanat continued the game instead of Guerrero.
68′
Double substitution from Yurich: instead of Pizzilla and Baldanza, Pellegrini and Dybala will continue the game.
65′
Shomurodov dared a long shot, but the ball flew well above the goal.
62′
A triple substitution in the Dynamo lineup: Kabaev, Shaparenko, and Brazhko entered the field instead of Voloshyn, Andrievsky, and Rubchinsky.
59′
Angelinho passed to the far post, where Zalevsky managed to throw it into the center of the penalty area, but no one managed to break through.
56′
Pizilli made a dangerous shot, but Popov headed the ball to the corner.
53′
Double substitution in Roma: Shomurodov and Kristante entered the field instead of Dovbyk and Le Fe.
51′
Zalevsky made a dangerous shot and Dobvyk could close the rebound at the far post, but the ball went out of bounds.
49′
Pizzilli broke through on the flank and managed to earn a corner.
47′
Rubchinskyi played against Zalevskyi in a rough tackle, the referee limited himself to a verbal warning.
46′
The second half has begun! The first half of the game is over! Dynamo is minimally inferior, with a fairly even game.
45′
The referee added 1 minute to the first half of the game.
45′
Angelinho received a yellow card for a rough tackle.
43′
Voloshyn played a great finish, but Nazar was in an offside position.
42′
Dynamo scores a goal, but the referee cancels the goal kick due to offside.
40′
Guerrero made a cool turn in the penalty area, but the Panamanian’s shot was parried by the goalkeeper.
38′
Andrievsky tried to find Mihavka with a split pass, but Taras broke the rules in the fight for the ball.
36′
Rubchinsky received a yellow card for a rough tackle.
34′
Guerrero made a great throw to Tymchyk, but Oleksandr shot close to the far post.
32′
Zalevsky shot from the air, the ball from the defender went to the corner.
30′
Rubchinsky tried to break through Guerrero’s pass with his heel, but the defender managed to block the shot in the tackle.
28′
Angelinho fell after being tackled by Tymczyk, the referee shows that the Spanish defender needs to get up.
26′
Vivcharenko served from the left flank, Guerrero headed higher.
25′
Baldantsi moved to the center and shot from under Mykhaylenko, the ball went a little past the goal.
24′
Mykhavko received a yellow card for the previous episode.
23′
Goal! Artem Dovbyk makes an 11-meter shot!
22′
Mykhavko pulled the opponent by the shorts, the referee records a penalty.
20′
Ndika managed to break through after a corner, Neschert takes the ball into his hands.
18′
Dovbyk managed to earn a corner in the fight with Popov.
17′
Voloshyn broke through on the flank, but failed to beat Andrievsky, the ball was intercepted.
15′
A pass was given to Dovbyk, but Artem did not have time to reach the ball. Nesheret starts the Dynamo attack.
13′
Zalevsky served from the right wing, Bilovar heads the ball away.
11′
Now Voloshyn tried to receive the ball, but Ndik played rudely against the Ukrainian from behind, another standard.
9′
Guerrero in the center of the field was held up with his hands, the referee recorded a foul.
7′
Angelinho tried to pass on the flank, but Tymchyk covered the ball competently with his body.
4′
Now the Kyiv team tried to find Guerrero with a long pass, but he lost the ball.
2′
Dovbyk was thrown, but Denys Popov won the fight against Artem.
1′
The match has started! The Europa League anthem is playing!
Teams go on the field!
You can watch the match online in Ukraine on the MEGOGO media service. Viewing will be available with “Maximum”, “Sport” or “Optimal” subscriptions.
After two rounds, Roma and Dynamo are at the bottom of the tournament table, the “wolves” earned one point, and the Kyivans were defeated twice.
Interview with Sports Analyst Mark Johnson on the Roma vs. Dynamo Kyiv Match
Editor: Welcome, Mark! The recent Europa League match between Roma and Dynamo Kyiv has been quite the talking point, not least for its share of comedy moments. What were your overall impressions of the game?
Mark Johnson: Thank you! Well, it was certainly a match that highlighted the contrast between the two teams. Roma looked organized and effective, while Dynamo Kyiv seemed to be stumbling through—and not just literally. You could say it was more of a comedy of errors than a high-stakes football match!
Editor: Exactly! Dynamo Kyiv has now faced three consecutive defeats. Is there a particular moment from the match that encapsulated their struggles?
Mark Johnson: Absolutely. Apart from their defensive errors, the moment Shomurodov missed a golden opportunity in front of the goal was pivotal. He had the chance to level the game, but instead, it looked like he was trying to take a leisurely stroll instead of scoring. It’s moments like these that can break a team’s spirit.
Editor: The match saw numerous yellow cards and chaotic plays. Was the referee’s handling of the game appropriate?
Mark Johnson: It appeared that the referee was quite lenient early on but then started dishing out yellow cards more frequently. This inconsistency may have added to the sense of confusion on the pitch, particularly for Dynamo. It’s like the players didn’t know if they should be cautious or go all out, and that led to the slapstick-style play we saw.
Editor: And what do you think Dynamo Kyiv needs to do moving forward? Can they rise from this predicament?
Mark Johnson: They need to get their mojo back, for starters. That means focusing on fundamental skills like finishing and team communication. They might also consider stronger defensive strategies to avoid giving away silly mistakes. And yes, perhaps a little team therapy wouldn’t hurt, given the plight they’re in!
Editor: Very insightful, Mark! Any final thoughts on what the fans can expect from their next game?
Mark Johnson: Fingers crossed for fewer pratfalls and more goals! Dynamo’s fans deserve to see their team put up a better fight. If they can regroup and channel some positive energy, they might just surprise everyone—but we’ll have to wait and see!
Editor: Thank you, Mark, for your analysis! Let’s hope for a more polished performance from Dynamo Kyiv in their upcoming fixture.
Ing. It was almost comical how he sent it past the far post. That summed up their night perfectly—a lack of urgency and precision when it mattered the most.
Editor: It certainly left fans in disbelief! And what do you think Dynamo Kyiv needs to focus on moving forward? This kind of form can be mentally taxing.
Mark Johnson: They definitely need to hit the reset button. Working on their finishing would be a good start, but the underlying issue seems to be a crisis of confidence. They need to come together as a team, find their rhythm, and perhaps a bit of humor can help lighten the mood. After all, if you can’t laugh at yourself, you’ll end up wallowing in despair!
Editor: Great perspective! How do you see the rest of the tournament unfolding for them?
Mark Johnson: It will come down to whether they can regroup and string together some results. They already seem to be the underdogs in their group—if they don’t find their form soon, they risk becoming the punchline of the whole tournament. Not an enviable position!
Editor: Indeed! Thank you, Mark, for sharing your insights. It’ll be interesting to see how Dynamo Kyiv addresses these challenges in their upcoming fixtures.
Mark Johnson: My pleasure! Let’s hope for fewer pratfalls and more goals in their next match!
