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Source: CCTV | 2024-10-25 07:26:49
CCTV.com | 2024-10-25 07:26:49
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CCTV News: On October 25th, Beijing time, in the third round of the Europa League, Tottenham faced Alkmaar at home. In the first half, Werner missed a single shot; in the second half, Richarlison broke the deadlock with a penalty shot, and Wolfe was sent off for two yellows. In the end, Tottenham 1-0 Alkmaar.
In the 5th minute, Tottenham sent a precise cross from the left to the back point, and Moore’s header from close range missed the goal. In the 27th minute, Tottenham sent an exquisite through ball from the backcourt, but Werner was weak and missed the chance. In the 29th minute, the visiting team had a corner kick opportunity on the right, and Foster made an extreme save to resolve the danger.
[图]Europa League – Richarlison’s penalty shot wins Tottenham 1-0 Alkmaar
In the 53rd minute, Tottenham sent a long pass from the backcourt. Both Berivar and Richarlison fell to the ground in the penalty area. The referee decisively awarded a penalty kick. Richarlison and Madison both wanted to take the penalty kick. , In the end, Richarlison took the penalty, and Tottenham led 1-0. In the 59th minute, Berivar broke through from the left and passed the ball in front of the goal. His teammates outflanked him and failed to kick the ball past the goal. In the 86th minute, Wolfe fouled behind the ball and the referee showed him a second yellow card and sent him off.
Editor: Hao Hongxuan Editor in charge: Wang Xiaoxia
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Jimmy Carr: "So, Tottenham won 1-0. Finally, a match where a penalty actually led to something other than a form of emotional torture for everyone involved! Can we have a moment of silence for Werner, who managed to turn a clear shot on goal into something resembling a confused toddler trying to draw a straight line? Beautiful!"
Rowan Atkinson: mimes the scenes with exaggerated facial expressions "You know, the image of Werner missing that goal had me thinking, did he bring his glasses to the match? Or was he just trying to impress the Alkmaar fans with his performance as a mime artist? Dramatic, thrilling… like watching a high-quality soap opera!"
Ricky Gervais: "Right, so Richarlison, the man of the moment, steps up and arranges for a little drama with the penalty. Don’t you just love penalties? It’s like Olympic diving, but with a lot more whining and less chance of a perfect score. And let’s not forget the classic ‘who gets to take the penalty’ argument, because clearly that’s the pressing issue when you’re leading 1-0!"
Lee Evans: excitedly jumps around "And then there’s Wolfe getting two yellow cards! Honestly, it’s like he thought, ‘Hey, let’s give them a real show!’ Real comedy gold, isn’t it? Two yellows for simply being overly enthusiastic! Football needs a real slapstick angle, don’t you think? Just picture it – all players slipping on banana peels on the pitch!"
Commentary on the Match:
So, in the latest episode of ‘As The Grass Turns,’ we saw Tottenham sprawl through their Europa League match against Alkmaar. It started with all the promise of a spectacular show, akin to a magician promising a grand escape, only for us to discover he just can’t find the right card to pull from under his sleeve. Missing goals left and right, we were treated to Werner’s wonderful impersonation of a player who genuinely forgot what a goal looks like.
In classic football style, penalties are never without their drama. You’ve got Richarlison stepping up, while Madison looks on like he’s just been told his soup is cold. A kick here, a gasp there… it’s almost as if they were doing a tango dance in the middle of the penalty area! Thankfully, Richarlison seems to know how to get past the theatrics and put one in the back of the net, breaking the tension as if it were a piñata filled with chocolate.
The final nail in Alkmaar’s coffin came courtesy of Wolfe, who decided that two yellow cards were the perfect way to spice up his evening. Nothing screams “bad night” quite like an early shower, eh?
Tottenham fans can breathe a bit easier tonight, basking in the glow of a ‘scrappy but classic’ victory. After all, in the world of football, sometimes it’s not about how pretty the game is, but that you walk away with the points. Now, onto the next match, where hopefully, Werner finds his shooting boots—or perhaps just gets a type of private tutoring from Richarlison!
And remember, if it were easy, they’d just call it life!
Interview with Rowan Atkinson About the Recent Tottenham vs. Alkmaar Match
Interviewer: Welcome, Rowan! It’s great to have you here to chat about the electrifying Tottenham vs. Alkmaar match from the Europa League. What did you think about Werner’s missed opportunity in the first half?
Rowan Atkinson: mimes exaggerated disbelief Oh, it was a sight to behold! I’m left wondering if he had forgotten his glasses or if he was simply auditioning for a role as a mime! It was just so dramatic. It felt like I was watching some high-quality soap opera unfold right before my eyes!
Interviewer: Absolutely! And then we had Richarlison stepping up for that penalty. Did you find his approach to the situation amusing?
Rowan Atkinson: nodding vigorously Oh, it was splendid! It was like a scene from a comedy sketch: the dramatic buildup, the tensions rising about who would take the kick. You could cut the tension with a knife! It’s as if they forgot the score was only 1-0 and that they were on the verge of an emotional breakdown!
Interviewer: And let’s not overlook Wolfe’s antics with those two yellow cards. What were your thoughts on that?
Rowan Atkinson: grinning widely Ah, Wolfe! Honestly, you’d think he was in a slapstick routine! Two yellows for being simply overly enthusiastic—that’s pure comedy gold! It’s like he was saying, “Look at me, I’m doing all the things!” Football should have its share of humor, after all.
Interviewer: You’ve certainly got a unique perspective on the game. Would you say football sometimes gives us the best unintentional comedy?
Rowan Atkinson: Oh, undoubtedly! The moments of sheer absurdity are what make the sport so thrilling. It’s unpredictable, just like my performances! Sometimes, you just can’t tell if you’re watching a match or a sitcom in the making!
Interviewer: Well, we appreciate you bringing your comedic lens to the match, Rowan. Thank you so much for your time!
Rowan Atkinson: My pleasure! strikes a playful pose Keep the drama coming!
Tension, the suspense, and then the glorious release when he scored! One moment he looked like a man trying to decide between two equally terrible pairs of shoes, and the next, he was a hero! You know, in football, a penalty can feel like a high-stakes game of charades, and Richarlison played it like a true comedian.
Interviewer: And how about Wolfe’s sending off? Two yellow cards—what did you make of that?
Rowan Atkinson: chuckles Oh, dear Wolfe! Honestly, it was comical! It was as if he thought, “Why not make this match a bit more flamboyant?” I could just picture him on the sidelines, winking at the crowd! Two yellow cards for exuberance—it’s like getting a time-out for being too cheerful at a funeral!
Interviewer: With Tottenham securing that victory, do you think this can boost their confidence for future matches?
Rowan Atkinson: Oh, certainly! Winning—even in such a clumsy fashion—can be like finding a forgotten tenner in an old coat pocket! It’s a boost! They’ll carry that spark forward, hopefully finding their groove. And as for Werner, I just hope he manages to remember where the goal is next time. It’s not just about scoring; it’s about the journey to finding your footing—like a comic learning how to deliver punchlines!
Interviewer: Lastly, any predictions for the next match?
Rowan Atkinson: wide-eyed, pretending to be a fortune teller Ah, predictions! The crystal ball says… a lot of drama, a few missed goals, and possibly a mime show in the penalty box! With Tottenham, expect the unexpected—because football is a stage, and every match is just another act waiting to unfold!
Interviewer: Thank you, Rowan! It’s been a pleasure having you share your unique insights into the match.
Rowan Atkinson: Oh, the pleasure was all mine! Now where’s my banana peel—time for some slapstick comedy!
