69 Indonesians Deported from Philippines for Online Gambling

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Hello, lovely readers! Grab your popcorn and let’s dive into a tale that’s as twisted as a pretzel – because who knew the online gambling world could be so… interesting? In a dramatic turn of events, the Philippine government decided to roll up the red carpet for 69 Indonesian citizens. Why, you ask? Oh, just a little thing called online gambling and cyber-scamming. You know, the usual suspects!

The Indonesian jolly fellows were holed up in the Tourist Garden Hotel in Cebu, which sounds delightful, doesn’t it? But don’t let the name fool you; instead of spa treatments, it seems they were getting a crash course in cyber-crime under the stern supervision of their employers. I’m guessing the amenities included a complimentary “target” schedule – miss it, and your passport gets a one-way ticket to confiscationville. Talk about high stakes!

Now, fear not! The great Inspector General Khrisna Murti hit the scene like a police superhero, revealing these poor souls were allegedly held captive while they were busy charming their unsuspecting victims online, one click at a time. He mentioned they were paid a staggering 70,000 pesos – that’s about 21 million rupiah per month. Not quite the jackpot expected, huh? Sounds more like a losing hand at a poker table to me!

In an announcement reminiscent of a governmental sequel to ‘Casino Royale,’ Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos Jr. decreed a halt to all operations of the Philippines Offshore Gaming Operators (POGO), because, let’s be honest, it’s hard to convince the masses that these gambling havens are all about fun and games when they resemble more of a Jason Bourne flick. Marcos made it clear that this was about curbing the rather negative social impacts of online gambling. Can’t imagine what that means – perhaps landlords charging rent in Monopoly money?

Khrisna, in his wisdom, shared that the crackdown actually affected over 4,179 Indonesian citizens working in various capacities within this labyrinth of online betting, both legal and illegal. It seems the Philippines is serious about cleaning house – and we’re not talking about a quick vacuum and dusting!

Now, how did they manage this international manhunt? It appears that our heroes in uniforms (the Indonesian National Police, if you’re keeping score) teamed up with their Philippine counterparts for safely escorting these caped… well, let’s just say ‘citizens’ back to the homeland. There’s something ironic about having to rescue someone who’s engaged in dubious activities while they’re holding your passport hostage. It’s like ‘Saw’ meets ‘Travel Guides’!

For those who are counting, the first flights of freedom landed at Soekarno-Hatta Airport at the luxurious hour of 7:10 PM. The guests of honor were likely greeted with “Welcome home! Now, about that little online caper…”

And that’s not all! In a stunning series of events, more waves of deportation! Because who doesn’t love airport chaos? On October 23, we have flights coming in after epic transits in Singapore and Malaysia. Singapore?! Not a bad layover – I mean, if you’re not being booted out for secret cyber-stuff!

So, what have we learned today, dear readers? If you’re thinking of dabbling in online gambling and scamming, consider this your warning: the authorities don’t take kindly to uninvited guests, and those waves of deportation might just come crashing down on you faster than a poorly timed punchline! Always check your invites; it’s a gamble you should *not* take!

And with that, I bid you adieu! Remember, folks, it’s all fun and games until someone gets their passport taken. Stay safe out there in the wild, wild web!

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