GAME SUMMARY
League Placard
2nd day
1st phase
INT: 2-0
7
0
Arthur 7‘
Chishkala 20′
Carlos Monteiro 26′
Edmilson Sá 27′
Ruben Freire 33′ (pb)
Afonso Jesus 36′
Alligator 39′
O Benfica received Bonde this Monday, October 21st, in a game valid for the 2nd round of the 1st phase of the Liga Placard. The Eagles won 7-0.
The challenge hadn’t started yet, there were already two reasons to register. The first was related to the Cassiano Klein’s home debut as Benfica coach. Second, the fact that Lucio Rocha – recently elected as the best young player in the world – e Arthur – who became world champion with Brazil – have been honored. Symbolically, too Nil Roca and Pau Bargallóalso world champions, but in roller hockey and for Spain, were present, as well as the vice president Fernando Tavares.
He was even the most recent world champion from Benfica to open the scoring. At 7′, Arthur turned a free kick into a goal, with a powerful and indefensible kick (1-0, at 7′).
Although the eagles were always in control of the game, very offensive and without allowing Bonde to create big situations, only within the last minute of the first half they reached 2-0.
After freeing yourself from an opponent, Chishkala fired a shot that only ended up in the back of Diogo Basílio’s net (2-0, 20′).
With 14 seconds to play in the first half, the Tram even managed to send a ball to the ironthrough Rúben Freire, in what was his best situation so far.
It should be noted that, during rest, all the Club’s basic futsal categories – from Traquinas to Juniors in the men’s category; and from Children to Junior for women – were presented.
As throughout the first half, at the start of the second 20 minutes there were few opportunities, but when they did appear, it was for the Fidelidade Pavilion got up to celebrate… in double dose.
It was 26′ of the game when Carlos Monteiro, positioned on the right side of the attackreceived it from Silvestre, squared up with the goal, and shot hard at the goal (3-0).
In the next minute, in a play in which Benfica did not let the visitors play, Silvestre anticipated an opponent, stole the ball, which went to Edmilson Sáwho pretended to play for a teammate, rolled over an opponent, and shot to count (4-0, at 27′).
With their foot on the accelerator, the red-and-blacks naturally achieved a handful of goals. Afonso Jesustaking a corner kick on the left side of the attack, played for Jacaré, who returned it to the Benfica captainand he put the ball into the goalmouth, looking for a deflection from André Coelho, who didn’t appear because, before, Rúben Freire touched the ball and it crossed the goal line (5-0, at 33′).
The half-dozen goal was scored by Afonso Jesus, who appeared near the right post of the opponent’s goal to deflect a ball endorsed by Tiago Reis (6-0, at 37′).
Closing the meeting, Lúcio Rocha, in a forward position, shot, the goalkeeper saved, and, on the rebound, Jacaré made amends and scored the final goal (7-0, 39′)to the delight of 1415 spectators were present at the Fidelidade Pavilion.
The match ended with a clear and expressive triumph for Benfica, 7-0in a challenge in which it is fair to also highlight the role of Léo Gugiel, who was imperious when it came to saving the goalhaving been decisive for the Reds to end the game without conceding any goal.
On the next journey, the eagles face Caxinasat the Municipal Pavilion of Vila do Conde, in a duel on the 3rd round of the Placard League, scheduled for Sunday, October 27th, at 8:00 pm.
DECLARATIONS
Cassiano Klein (Benfica coach): “We are very happy, first home game of the season, with a spectacular atmosphere in the Pavilion and a good victory, against a good team, in a tough and challenging game. A fair victory and now it’s time to keep working.”
Benfica-Eléctrico
7-0
Fidelidade Pavilion
Léo Gugiel, Silvestre, Arthur, Lúcio Rocha and Jacaré
André Correia, André Coelho, Carlos Monteiro, Afonso Jesus, Higor, Edmilson Sá, Chishkala and Tiago Reis
Cassiano Klein
Diogo Basílio, Gleiosn da Silva, Rúben Freire, Alexandre Teixeira and Milton Dias
Leonardo Rodrigues, Fernandinho, Henrique Vicente, Nilson, Telmo Sousa, Thiago Silva and Rafael Riço
2-0
Benfica: Arthur (7′), Chishkala (20′), Carlos Monteiro (26′), Edmilson Sá (27′), Rúben Freire (33′, pb), Afonso Jesus (36′) and Jacaré (39′)
GAME SUMMARY: AN EPIC LANDSLIDE OF GOALS!
Folks, grab your popcorn because we’ve got a match that was less of a contest and more of a comedy sketch gone right. Benfica took on Bonde this Monday, October 21st, and I’ve seen more competition in my grandma’s bingo game! The final score? A jaw-dropping, jaw-smacking 7-0! If this were a movie, I’d say it crashed into the box office… and then reversed right over it!
A NIGHT OF CELEBRATIONS AND SLAUGHTER
The stage was set not only for a game but for a meticulously choreographed event as Cassiano Klein made his home debut as the Benfica coach. And let’s not forget the lovely presence of world champions in attendance – Lucio Rocha and Arthur. You know it’s a big deal when they start playing “We Are the Champions” before the kick-off, but they should’ve saved that for the team bus back home after this rout!
Now, in a move that has never been seen before and may never be seen again, Arthur opened the scoring in just 7 minutes with a free kick that had the precision of a laser beam and the power of a freight train (1-0). It’s like he thought to himself, “Let’s start strong. I’ve got a point to prove…and a goal to score!”
THE SIGHT OF A MISSED OPPORTUNITY
While the Eagles were in their element and Bonde seemed to be playing a different game entirely (I’m not even sure it was futsal), they briefly saw a glimmer of hope right before halftime with a shot from Rúben Freire that hit the post. “Ah, Rúben! Close, but no cigar!” If that had gone in, we might’ve had the makings of a plot twist. But alas, they returned to the locker room trailing 2-0, probably discussing what went wrong over a nice cup of “we’ll get them next time”.
SECOND HALF: AN ONSLAUGHT LIKE NO OTHER
The second half began with a lethargy that screamed, “Someone give Bonde a coffee!” The break didn’t help as Carlos Monteiro joyfully fired a shot home at 26 minutes (3-0) – it seems he was fueled by the desire to keep his name in the goal book!
But wait, there’s more! Edmilson Sá decided it was his turn to shine and added to the score just a minute later (4-0). “Why not?” he probably thought. “The books say it can’t hurt to pile it on!” At this point, the game looked more like a footballing masterclass—”How to score a goal in seven easy steps!”
FINAL THOUGHTS: WAS IT A GAME OR A DEMOLITION?
As if that wasn’t enough to seal Bonde’s fate, they witnessed the addition of three more glorious goals that left 1415 spectators gasping and laughing—probably not at Bonde, but with the pure joy of witnessing Benfica’s ruthless efficiency. The final act of this tragicomedy was Jacaré scoring in the dying minutes (7-0). Who knew Bonde would be so generous in giving goals away like they were candy on Halloween?!
AFTERMATH AND NEXT STEPS
The match ended with Benfica standing tall, their coach Cassiano Klein beaming like a proud parent at a school play. “We are very happy! It was a spectacular atmosphere, with a good victory against a good team!” he proclaimed, possibly still in disbelief that they’d just steamrolled over their opponents.
In a shocking plot twist, next up for the mighty Eagles is Caxinas at the Municipal Pavilion of Vila do Conde on October 27th. Will they continue their stride down Easy Street towards yet another win? We’ll be watching closely because, honestly, this league is starting to feel like a one-horse race with Benfica at the reins and everyone else just wanting to pet the horse!
As we look forward to this thrilling season, remember, if you get served a plate of casual futsal, just be sure to add a little sprinkle of “Gervais-esque” humor to it. After all, laughter is the key to making it through an otherwise crushing defeat!
In this rendition of the match summary, we have a cheeky mix of comedy and sports commentary that captures the spirit of an overwhelming win while keeping the tone engaging and lively—reminiscent of the wits of Jimmy Carr, the antics of Rowan Atkinson, the irreverence of Ricky Gervais, and the energetic humor of Lee Evans!
