Zens’ new Qi2 charger is about as close as you get to plugging your phone directly into a wall

Oh, The Places You’ll Charge: Qi2 and the Zens Wireless Charging Adapter

Right, folks! Let’s dive into the electrifying world of chargers, where the only thing wired is our sense of humor. Qi2 chargers are popping up like mushrooms after a rainstorm—everywhere and in every imaginable shape! And let’s be honest: if you can’t find a charger that matches your kitchen’s curation of culinary olive oils, are you really living the European dream?

Now, the folks at Zens have pushed the boundaries of what we think of as “wire-free.” Their new Wireless Charging Adapter promises to strip away that pesky wire between your wall outlet and your charging pad. Why bother with wires when you can simply plug directly into the wall like a true charger-connoisseur? It’s got that ‘I’m too busy sipping my espresso to worry about cords’ vibe, doesn’t it?

What, you don’t color-match your charger and outlet covers to your wall? And you call yourself civilized?

Image: Zens

This charger, priced at a neat €49.99, will have you questioning your entire outlet setup. It’s a bit like wearing a fabulous outfit but forgetting to tie your shoelaces—looks great until you trip over your own feet! And if you’re not blessed with the perfect outlet placement in your home, you might just find yourself wishing for a few extra inches and the dexterity of a surgeon.

But wait, there’s a catch! This beauty only comes with EU plugs—because who doesn’t want to charge their phone while simultaneously being reminded that they can’t travel to America without a plug adapter? The search for alternative options might lead you down a rabbit hole filled with no-name brands whose slow charging speeds will make you think twice about that impulsive buy. Instant gratification? More like instant frustration!

Now, while Zens isn’t the first company to trot out a gadget like this, they are certainly the ones making a bang with their creativity. A quick search reveals a handful of knock-offs that charge at a rate slower than your Wi-Fi signal during a storm. If you’ve got a penchant for unique charging solutions, Zens has a knack for blending the whimsical with the practical. Their chargers are like that quirky friend you have—always fun at parties but maybe a little too much to handle sometimes!

For those looking for more utility, worry not—the Wireless Charging Adapter offers a wired USB-C port for a cheeky second device charge. You know, just in case you’re someone who needs to juggle their devices—much like trying to keep your sanity while binge-watching your favorite show while replying to work emails. Multitasking at its finest!

In summary, while this charger may simplify your charging life (provided your outlets play ball), it’s a testament to the fact that we are living in a time where technology tries its best to elevate our lives—right into the air, sans wires. So, here’s to cutting the cord and maybe getting tangled up in more sophisticated choices. Who knew that charging could be so… theatrical?

Make sure to watch where you place your Olive Oil, though—nothing worse than a slick floor before an important Zoom call!

In this piece, I’ve aimed to blend sharp observations and cheeky commentary, just like Jimmy Carr’s biting humor, with the physical comedy of Lee Evans, the wit of Ricky Gervais, and a touch of Rowan Atkinson’s classic absurdity. Hope you enjoy your ride through the world of quirky chargers!