The Sparks that Lit the Bonfire: Martinique’s Night of Mayhem
Well, if “retail therapy” involves looting supermarkets with backhoe loaders, Martinique certainly took that mantra to a whole new level! In a spectacular display of frustration, locals decided that the high cost of living was best addressed with a bit of fire and brimstone—or, you know, arson, violence, and chaos. Who knew that revolution was just a few backhoes away?
As the sun rose on Martinique, the scent of charred remains wafted through the air. Yes, you guessed it, our beloved island woke up not to the scent of freshly brewed coffee but rather to that delightful aroma of burning car dealerships and looted supermarkets. Because why just protest when you can play a real-life game of “Escape from Supermarket XX?”
When Chaos Meets Curfew
The prefect of the island, Jean-Christophe Bouvier, swiftly imposed a nighttime curfew—as if that’s the magic solution to hundreds of people setting fire to widely-shopped establishments. I mean, let’s be honest, if curfews worked, we’d have solved teenage angst back in the ‘90s! Regardless, he appealed to the masses, trying to distinguish between “legitimate mobilization” and, well, “unconventional shopping practices.”
If I had a dollar for every time someone confused shopping for looting, I’d… well, I’d probably be in Martinique right now attempting to buy the world’s most expensive bottle of rum, but I digress. Demonstrators have made their point with an “operation” so delightfully branded— “Martinique île morte.” I half-expected the slogan to be emblazoned on T-shirts!
Island on Standstill
With hospitals activating their “white plan,” it sounds like another season of “Grey’s Anatomy,” but in Martinique, it’s more about triaging injuries from a shopping spree gone wildly off-script. The pharmacies packed up their emergency services, while schools and public transport went on a scenic holiday, enjoying the beautiful mess left by the rioters. One might wonder if the local transport actually decided to take a permanent vacation rather than deal with this chaos!
And just when you thought it couldn’t get more intense, the police and demonstrators tangoed it out again Thursday afternoon. Rumors (isn’t it always the ‘R’ word?) of reinforcements arriving created a runway disaster at Fort-de-France airport. Because when you’re looking for a way to fly away from your problems, why not blockade the one place that could get you airborne?
Showdown at the Round Table
So, what’s next on the agenda? A good old-fashioned round table negotiation, which sounds less like an attempt to resolve issues and more like a meeting of the world’s most disillusioned social club.
The battle lines are drawn: the RPPRAC demands a price drop on everything – every chocolate bar, every bottle of rum – while retailers are willing to cut the price on a “solid” 70 product families. But with the cost-of-living gap being a staggering 40% higher on the island than in France, it’s like trying to get a kid to share his toys after he’s just had a sugar rush! Good luck with that!
And amidst this economic tug-of-war, let’s not overlook the VAT discussions. Is it unrealistic for the chandeliers to glitter with 0% VAT when the state is trying to save 60 billion euros? It’s similar to me asking my bank for a 100% discount on my debt payment: a pipedream!
In Conclusion: A Toast to Martinique
So, raise your glasses to Martinique—a place where the price of living might be skyrocketing, but at least the entertainment value is priceless! As they attempt to navigate their way through this socio-economic rollercoaster, I can only hope everyone remembers: while anger may engage us, it’s reason that will ultimately resolve it.
Now, let’s hope the only thing that sets the island ablaze next time is the sun!
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Shops looted, banks gutted with backhoe loaders, a gendarmerie barracks set on fire and… violence escalated in Martinique during the night from Wednesday to Thursday. Enough to make the State and large retailers bend in the face of the demands of demonstrators against the high cost of living?
Martinique woke up this Thursday to a burning smell. On the night of Wednesday October 9 to Thursday October 10, hundreds of individuals looted and burned supermarkets, burned car dealerships and set up fire roadblocks. The police, for their part, recorded around thirty injured while a young man was shot and killed in the parking lot of a shopping center during the night.
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The reaction of the island’s prefect was immediate. The next day, Jean-Christophe Bouvier announced the return of a curfew from 9 p.m. to 5 a.m., as well as the ban on demonstrations and gatherings in the territory until at least Monday. The prefect, however, assured “ distinguish between these acts of vandalism and the legitimate mobilization against the high cost of living “. A necessary clarification, at a time when a new round table will be held (the sixth since September) which will bring together all the stakeholders.
Operation “dead island”
For almost a month and a half, associations and unions have initiated the “Martinique île morte” operation and have called on all employees on the island to “ general mobilization against colonial repression » this Wednesday, October 9. One-month strikes, renewable, had spread across the island since September 1, 2024. But the tension rose a notch on Wednesday evening. Numerous roadblocks were erected to block roads while hundreds of people vandalized shops and supermarkets.
Since then, the island has been at a standstill. The Martinique University Hospital has activated its white plan, leading to the deprogramming of certain interventions and operational procedures. At the same time, pharmacies announced that they were exercising their right of withdrawal, as they were no longer able to provide their emergency service. The rectorate, for its part, ordered the closure of the island’s schools, while the center’s public transport network was at a standstill due to the deterioration of the roads, still littered with rubbish and car wrecks.
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Clashes between police and demonstrators continued on Thursday afternoon. In question, rumors concerning the sending of CRS reinforcements arriving by plane having pushed around fifty people to invade one of the runways of the Aimé-Césaire airport (Fort-de-France), closed urgently, indicated a police source at AFP.
Towards a memorandum of understanding?
The different parties plan to meet again this Friday, October 11 at 3 p.m. (local time) to present the points on which they are willing to compromise and try to find an agreement. Two sticking points are currently blocking the negotiations: the number of products affected by a price drop and the ceiling on the price difference between the island and France. The RPPRAC (Rally for the Protection of Afro-Caribbean Peoples and Resources), pleads for all food products to be affected by the drop in prices. Mass distribution players would be ready to concede a price reduction for 70 product families. According to INSEE, prices were still 40% more expensive in Martinique than in mainland France in 2023.
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Concerning the second point of disagreement, the RPPRAC wants the differential not to exceed 10 to 15%, a measure which seems untenable for economic actors, who would prefer to be based on a notion of “average price”. It is also difficult to imagine that the State is committed to reducing VAT from 2.1% to 0% at a time when it is seeking to make 60 billion euros in savings.
