It is with great joy that I announce the JudgeHype Tour 2023. Throughout the summer, I will travel the roads to meet you. After the yellow coins operation in France and the red coins operation in Belgium, I am launching the Green Tickets operation.
In recent years, we have been hit hard by the online crisis. Falling marketing budgets, redirecting advertisers to video and the Covid-19 pandemic are some of the reasons that have contributed to the drop in revenue for a niche site like JudgeHype.
We have tried to relaunch our Premium subscriptions, but the marked stinginess of our visitors has propelled us into an unprecedented situation. As a result, income is down and it’s hard to save money for a good time.
So I found the parade: I’m going on vacation at YOUR expense. With our good ugly but practical VW Combi, the JudgeHype family will set off on the roads of Belgium and France to meet you. The objective is multiple:
- Meet you to get to know you better.
- Have a good time with you, but you pay for the aperitif.
- Discuss Blizzard games.
- Getting to know visitors who live in lost corners like me.
- Small detour via Charleroi in Belgium, the region where I come from.
- Small detour to Italy because that’s where Mrs. JH is from. And then I can’t do without dough for more than 3 days.
- Eat free.
- Sleeping with the locals who have a nice house (and a swimming pool because I have two children aged 4 and 12).
- Pick up donations. Hence the greenbacks.
During the three weeks that the trip will last, the site will continue to be updated by Arkentass. He doesn’t need a vacation. I’ve always suspected Arkentass of being the first cyborg in the history of mankind. But as it suits me well, I do not investigate more than that.
Among the cities visited, I plan a pilgrimage to Versailles in the lands of fire Blizzard Europe. I will drop 4 dandelions in honor of Robert Kotick. I’ll go for a ride around Tours and Bordeaux will be an obligatory stage since, well, you still have to quench your thirst.
I think we have a nice itinerary but I am of course open to any indecent proposal. It’s the holidays following all. Departure on July 15, return at the beginning of August unless you are overflowing with generosity. In this case I might extend the road trip for a few days. On the other hand, sorry for the players who live in the west of France. It’s too rotten where you are and I’ve already visited Mont-Saint-Michel and Brittany.
So, who to host me and party?
Route overview
Not pretty, but practical because you can sleep in it đ
