We told you, my Nephew Patou runs a country of rowdies with rowdies everywhere! If not, for those of you who did not know it yet, there is now, somewhere near Ouidah, a High School of Funerals, called the Beninese Institute for the Training of Funeral Professionals.
For only 1.350 million, you or your children, in three years of study, can become Cemetery Director, and the very prestigious job of Funeral Counselor costs only 1.05 million for training in three years. But if you lack ambition and just want to become a pallbearer, in one year of training with a modest 50 mil schooling you are a graduate, and if it is to embrace the shovel, the profession a little above digger from grave to cemetery, it will only cost you 100 thousand tuition in one year of training… And certainly soon there will also be a training course for announcers of death and especially mourners…
And you, my nephews and nieces, who sneer forgetting that there is no such thing as a stupid diploma, and that the hour of professional training has come everywhere, you are all shamblers!
Your Uncle AGBAYA
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March 16, 2023 by
