Last September, the Canadian military put an end to “the systemic barriers that were linked to gender”.
Military men and women no longer have to conform to a “rigid” physical appearance.
Men (or rather: individuals with a penis) will now be able to go to the front with make-up, with long hair, earrings, false eyelashes (it’s written black on white in the list of new regulations) , nail polish and a skirt.
But no high heels.
Can they wear a bra?
Probably, because nothing forbids it.
In short, GI Joe will be able to wear Barbie’s wardrobe.
SUBMACHINE GUNS AND FALSE EYELASHES
Yes I know.
It’s a hell of a change.
Will have to get used to.
But you have to be – we are told – of your time.
That said, even though the idea of seeing a military man wearing lipstick, false eyelashes and a skirt really shakes my coconut tree (can’t wait to see the next Clint Eastwood film sponsored by Chanel and Sephora), I try to see the glass of Cosmopolitan half full rather than half empty.
The important thing when you’re at war is to win.
If your best sniper loves wearing Selema Gomez’s latest lipstick, if it helps her feel better regarding herself and therefore perform better, then go for it boy!
Uh, my daughter!
Uh, my non-binary!
Tire !
I’m sure that if, tomorrow, the Canadiens started winning all their matches thanks to a player who wears false eyelashes, the entire Bell Center would dance the mambo with Mado Lamotte.
As Gilbert Bécaud sang: “The important thing is the Cup”…
Even the worst KKK dingoes were tripping over Michael Jordan…
And then, as for the skirt, did you see Braveheartwith Mel Gibson?
About the Scottish warrior William Wallace?
The guy might be walking around in a skirt, but he was the one who wore the pants on his forehead!
Even John Wayne would have relaxed watching him chop the English with an axe…
As the other said, the uniform does not make the warrior.
Just because a guy wears men’s pants from Bovet on the battlefield doesn’t mean he won’t shiver in his pants…
GIVE ME YOUR COLOR
And then, regarding make-up and tattoos (which will now be permitted in the Canadian Army, even in the face), Maori warriors would make Zombie Boy look like a prude.
Didn’t the Apaches wear makeup when they were at war?
Yes, I know, their make-up didn’t have the same meaning as the one Guilda wore when he was getting his ass done at Casa Loma or Mocambo, but, hey, a blush it’s a blush…
If Ukraine’s finest soldier liked to feel the wind gently patting his “cojones” under his skirt as he reloads his AK-47, do you think Zelensky would tell him to stay home?
He would say to him: “Come on, and if you allow us to bring Vladimir to his knees, we will buy you the complete collection of Oscar de la Renta!” »
