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<h1>Spooktacular Gaming: 5 Horror Video Games to Play for Halloween</h1>
<p>Ah, Halloween! That glorious time of the year when we can don ridiculous costumes, stuff our faces with candy, and pretend to be someone much better looking than we really are. This year, why not take your terror to the screen and dive into <strong>5 horror video games</strong> that will have you jumping out of your seat more than a cat on a hot tin roof?</p>
<h2>1. Resident Evil Village – A Family Affair</h2>
<p>First on our list is the latest installment of the <em>Resident Evil</em> series. Imagine a picturesque village that just happens to double as a horror movie set. It's like bringing your in-laws over for dinner but with werewolves and vampires. Seriously, if this family reunion doesn’t push you towards therapy, I don’t know what will!</p>
<h2>2. Phasmophobia – Ghostbusters Without the Budget</h2>
<p>If you’ve ever dreamed of being a ghostbuster but can't afford the Ecto-1, then <em>Phasmophobia</em> is for you. Gather a group of mates and try to rid a haunted house of its resident poltergeist all while shouting, “It’s behind you!” like it’s amateur drama night. Just remember: when the ghostly voice says, “Get out,” it's not an invitation for tea!</p>
<h2>3. Dead by Daylight – The Ultimate Game of Tag</h2>
<p>Next up, we have <em>Dead by Daylight</em>. It’s like a game of tag, but with much higher stakes. Here’s a hint: when “it” is a chainsaw-wielding maniac, the tag is less fun and more “oh dear, I need to rethink my life choices.” With cunning killers and frantic survivors, this is less a game and more a horror show where every friend is a potential backstabber...literally!</p>
<h2>4. Little Nightmares II – A Children's Game That's Not for Kids</h2>
<p>Ever wondered what nightmarish scenarios keep your childhood toys awake at night? Welcome to <em>Little Nightmares II</em>. This beautiful nightmare is a vision that will haunt your design dreams and may just make you rethink that doll collection you have stashed away. Losing yourself in twisted landscapes and escaping creepy figures really makes you question your childhood safety. Thanks, Mom!</p>
<h2>5. Until Dawn – Because Your Choices Really Matter</h2>
<p>Finally, we can't ignore <em>Until Dawn</em>. This game combines the feel of a horror movie with the agony of making decisions that will either save your friends or send them to the great video game graveyard in the sky. Spoiler: it’s usually the latter. It’s one of those games where your choices lead to chaos, which goes hand in hand with my daily life. You know, choosing between pizza or working out...and guess how that usually ends!</p>
<p><strong>Final Thoughts:</strong> This Halloween, while your neighbors throw together a pathetic pumpkin patch and pretend to be festive, you can delude yourself by diving into these games, where the scream therapy is far cheaper than the real thing. Grab your controller, dim the lights, and prepare for a gaming experience so frightening, even your cat will judge you for hiding under the duvet.</p>
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