30 funny, hilarious captions that make you bite yourself!!

2023-11-12 17:41:21

Stay with us and there is no allowance. There were only pets for her to take care of every day.

Animal lovers like us You must use this caption to post and make an agreement first with the person who wants to be our boyfriend. Because we probably don’t have the money to pamper you. Except for pets that will make her happy just like us. If you are also an animal lover

Losing you is a waste of money. If you get lost, you waste fuel.

Take this caption and post it to complain. Having a boyfriend is good. But one thing is broken. We never use our salary until the end of the month. Because I ran out of money to go with you.

We are nice people. Complete with both disease and debt

Because everyone tells us that we are all nice people. If you don’t believe me, try dating us. If anyone is interested in us We are ready to open our hearts to everyone. But only whether you can accept our conditions or not. You have to post this caption. Let us know your full qualifications first: we have almost every disease and have debt from almost every bank. Who doesn’t mind? Please feel free to flirt. They will come help us pay and take care of us.

Social media may only be in elementary school. But he’s not a teenager with baby teeth who can easily be fooled.

Even though we are small in the matter of social media But we’re not stupid and can’t let anyone look us in the face. Post a warning caption first. For anyone thinking of tricking us, hurry back. We may not be strong in social media. But past life experiences make us aware of everyone. If you really don’t like it, then stay away.

I don’t have money for ‘Omakase’. Can I eat ‘Pork Steak’ instead first?

If your boyfriend demands to eat omakase once more I have to hurry and post this caption to catch her. Because now your bag is flat. Post asked her if she might eat pork satay on the side of the road instead first. I’ll try to change the atmosphere.

We are not drunk people. But we have alcohol as a friend to relieve loneliness.

Post this caption to tell your crush not to think of you as a drunkard. Because what you see may not always be like that. Well, we’re lonely. Even though I flirt with you often But she doesn’t seem to like me at all. Now I have to be lonely and rely on alcohol to dye my heart first.

We are valuable people, house bills, car bills, credit card bills.

Post this caption to confirm to the person who likes you that you are not alone. You are a burdened person. Ask him if he can accept it. It’s just a few baht per month for a house, a car, and a few baht in debt. Only forty-five thousand

It’s difficult to push a mortar up a mountain. If you don’t want to be in trouble, you have to become my boyfriend.

Post this caption and tell him that if you don’t want to be in trouble. You don’t have to work hard until you’re tired. Just come to do light work. Come help and be your girlfriend. Guaranteed to be comfortable all day, no need to do anything.

I’m not your older brother. Don’t call me ‘Auntie’.

Use this caption to post and tell people who are flirting with you. Never call you Auntie. Because you are not his mother’s relative or sister. If I really like you Just calling me is enough. It is understood as follows.

Bad love is to be cut, love is to be flirted with.

Post to tell people who will flirt with you that if they think regarding flirting with you, must really like you Don’t come to the drama. Pretending to be nice Because you will never take him for granted. You’ll end the relationship immediately.

When you’re drunk, you have a big heart. When I’m drunk, my bag is so light.

I have to post this caption and remind myself that enough is enough when I’m drunk. I don’t know what’s wrong. Money always comes out of the bag together. When I have money, I can’t help myself. I might only moan. Can’t blame anyone.

We are nothing. No money, house, or car.

Use this caption to tell the person who flirts with you that if you think you’ll like them, you have to accept it. Because we really only have ourselves. There is neither property nor land. We hope to come and rely on him. Anyone who can accept me and truly loves me, come flirt with me.

Life has its ups and downs. At least get in bed and get out of bed every day.

When life doesn’t turn out the way we expected. You have to use this caption to post and come to terms with a life that is uncertain. Please console yourself. Because life may reach its highest level. But it can be at its lowest point, but it’s good that we still have the opportunity to get into bed. There is a bed to sleep on. You don’t have to sleep on the floor.

We are full people. Full of house debt, car debt, love debt.

Because we are fully organized people. Who offered what? If we want it We are ready to go and ready to make amends. You have to take this caption and post it to tell people who are flirting with you. I told him that we had a lot of debt. If you really like us Come share your debt with us.

Don’t tell me to get ready. I still haven’t been able to compose myself.

Post a caption in response to your friends. We know that saving money is a good thing. But right now I don’t have any money to save. Establishing ourselves has become a distant thing for us. Even though I mightn’t even get my bearings, my friend.

We don’t like lollipops. We like saving money more.

Post a funny caption. Let the person who flirts with you know that you like his money more than his smile. You don’t have to smile at us too much. If you like us a lot, it’s better to just throw some money at us.

We are dedicated people. Throw out everyone who isn’t cute.

Post a caption telling everyone regarding our personality that anyone thinking regarding flirting should let us know first if we like someone. We will devote everything to him. But you have to do good to us as well. It’s not enough to flirt and become your boyfriend and pretend you don’t care. Still, we’re really pouring it.

We’re very mobile. Mouth says I love you

Use this caption to post to let the person you secretly like know that no matter what you do or where you are. My mouth will whisper to you that I love you..I will always love you. And when will you turn around and tell us you love us?

They say ‘Atthahi, Atthanonatho’, the self is self-reliant. So just rely on yourself for a long time.

Choose this caption and post it to tell people who will drop you. Tell him that he doesn’t have to waste his time trying to flirt with you. Because you never believed that anyone would truly love and care for you. You’d rather rely on yourself, that’s the end.

We are strong people. It’s just that you don’t have consciousness and a thoughtful brain.

Use this caption to tell your netizen friends that you are a strong person. Always strong even when heartbroken and disappointed by being dumped Don’t worry regarding you. But I admit that sometimes you are blurred. There is no brain to think thoroughly. Missed and missed once more in love. Sigh.

Tall and long, but weak on the knees There’s an iron bar.

Post a caption to let everyone know that you’re walking awkwardly. It’s not that you’re being fake or disabled. There’s just a piece of metal embedded in the leg. Soon you will be able to walk once more with grace and ease. Please wait, everyone.

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