(in a dry, witty tone, a la Jimmy Carr) Ah, the magic of bureaucracy – where ‘getting ready’ means ‘we’re nearly there, honest.’ The Paraguayan Minister of Social Development, Tadeo Rojas, has announced that 15,140 older adults will be included in the food pension program. (pauses) Now, I know what you’re thinking – ‘Wow, that’s a lot of older adults!’ No, it’s not; it’s just a lot of people who’ve managed to survive this long without the system getting its act together.
(in a silly, exaggerated tone, a la Rowan Atkinson) Now, let’s take a look at the numbers: 14,733 non-indigenous adults, 165 indigenous adults, and 241 adults with disabilities. It sounds like a recipe for a cracking game of bingo! And the ages? Oh, just a spry 106 to 90 years young. I mean, who needs a senior discount when you can have a senior pension, eh?
(in a cheeky, sarcastic tone, a la Ricky Gervais) But seriously, folks, the selection process was a piece of cake. They just cross-referenced a few databases and, bingo! They found the lucky winners. No more census, no more discrimination, no more humiliation. Just pure, unadulterated bureaucratic joy.
(in a high-energy, observational tone, a la Lee Evans) And let’s talk about the new law – the universal pension for older adults. It’s like a game-changer, folks! People with disabilities get in at 60, and indigenous folks get in at 55. That’s what I call ‘progress.’ I mean, who doesn’t love a good queue-jumper, eh?
So, when can our lucky winners start collecting their golden ticket? Well, the cards will be ready on December 20, but they can collect their pension on December 4, 5, and 6. Just don’t forget your ID, or you’ll be out in the cold, mate. And the amount? A whopping G. 699,070. That’s what I call ‘a nice little something’ to keep the wolf from the door.
And, for all you aspiring pensioners out there, don’t worry – I’ve got the requirements right here:
* Not having a salary (check!)
* Not being a contributor or holder of the Social Security Institute (IPS) (easy peasy!)
* Not having more than 30 head of livestock ( fair enough, I mean who needs that many cows?)
* Not paying taxes (now we’re talking!)
* Not being in any retirement fund (bit of a no-brainer, that one)
(in a dry, witty tone, a la Jimmy Carr) So, there you have it, folks – the Paraguayan food pension program. Because who needs a functioning society when you can have a functioning pension scheme?
The Minister of Social Development, Tadeo Rojas, announced that the food pension program for 15,140 older adults is ready to roll out, marking a significant milestone in the government’s efforts to support vulnerable populations.
A total of 15,140 older adults have been selected to join the Food Support Program, out of which 14,733 are non-indigenous adults, 165 are indigenous adults, and 241 are adults with disabilities, showcasing the government’s commitment to inclusivity and diversity.
The selected beneficiaries range in age from 106 to 90 years, ensuring that the most elderly citizens receive the support they need. This demographic selection is a testament to the government’s focus on catering to the most vulnerable segments of society.
Minister Tadeo Rojas explained that the selection process involved cross-referencing data from multiple institutions to identify the most deserving candidates, demonstrating the government’s efforts to create a fair and transparent system.
A New Era for the Census
Rojas highlighted that the new universal pension law has eliminated the need for a census, which previously caused “discrimination and humiliation” for older adults. This move marks a significant shift towards a more inclusive and compassionate approach to social development.
The new law, promulgated by the Executive Branch, establishes that individuals with disabilities who reach the age of 60 and indigenous individuals who reach the age of 55 will be automatically included in the pension program, providing a vital safety net for these communities.
Payment Details
The cards for the food pension program are currently being printed and will be available for collection on December 20. However, beneficiaries can collect their cards at the counter of all BNF branches on December 4, 5, and 6, ensuring a smooth and convenient process.
To receive the first payment, older adults must present their ID, but once they have the card, they can use the assistance of another person to withdraw money from any BNF ATM, promoting flexibility and accessibility.
The pension amount for all beneficiaries is set at G. 699.070, which will be increased in January 2025, following the latest adjustment to the minimum wage, ensuring that the support keeps pace with the rising cost of living.
Conditions for the Universal Pension
To be eligible for the universal pension program, older adults must meet the following requirements:
* Have no steady income or financial support
* Not be a contributor or holder of the Social Security Institute (IPS)
* Not own more than 30 head of livestock
* Not pay taxes
* Not be part of any retirement fund
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